If Your Birthday Is Today Change your morning routine!
| Aries
[March 21 - April 19]
You are going to meet a charming person that cares about you very much.
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Taurus
[April 20 - May 20]
If you want to get noticed, you need to be more than just a bologna sandwich.
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Gemini
[May 21 - June 20]
People are going to find you charming to the max!
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| Cancer
[June 21 - July 22]
Sometimes, clothes make the woman! |
Leo
[July 23 - August 22]
Don't compete with the opposite sex. Work together!
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Virgo
[August 23 - September 23]
Put your fate in the hands of someone else!
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| Libra
[September 24 - October 22]
A relationship in your life may fail. But just know that it wasn't meant to be...
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Scorpio
[October 23 - November 22]
When it comes to courting the opposite sex, be BRAVE!
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Sagittarius
[November 23 - December 24]
Don't be sad about being alone!
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| Capricorn
[December 25 - January 19]
Don't be fooled by someone's delicious scent. It's just a mask!
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Aquarius
[January 20 - February 18]
Enjoy some brainless entertainment! |
Pisces
[February 19 - March 20]
Don't judge people on their looks!
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The Dope Blogoscope
Andrew Garfield recently spoke about playing SpiderMan, saying that he is doing it for "any skinny boy basically who wishes their muscles matched their sense of injustice."
That's me! I go to bed every night hoping that a radioactive steroid will bite me in my sleep.
Keith Hunt September 6, 2010
Taylor Swift and Selena Gomez were recently spotted cheering on the Notre Dame University football team.
That's great and all, but I bet you'd never see them sitting in on a Notre Dame University class, cheering on students as they write their exams. Stop favoring athletics over academics, you young whippersnappers!
Keith Hunt September 6, 2010
Camp Rock 2: The Final Jam brought in huge ratings this Labor Day weekend. In fact, it is now the most watched cable movie for 2010.
This makes me feel old and out-of-touch because I have no idea what Camp Rock is. Is it that internet game that the youth nowadays play where you have to keep the Jonas Brothers alive and happy by feeding them and taking them out for walks?
Keith Hunt September 6, 2010
The Dope Politoscope
