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Les
MY BUTT IS AN OREO!
I have to lie out ( no, really, Dr's orders) every other day because I have a skin condition called solar uticaria...anyway, right where my butt cheeks meet my legs are these white moons, most unsexy!! Anyone know a really dark self tanner that I could somehow fill in this area?? I can't really lie ass in the air a la porno film without terrifying the neighbors... UGH! Of course it is in hard to reach area , I have to squat and torque around in the mirror. Alek no drawings please.

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    Acrylic paint? I think burnt sienna is your color...

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    Who's checking out your bare ass that you're trying to impress? Your husband? Hunny, he already married you. OWN your multi-colored ass. Are you forgetting that oreos are TOTALLY DELICIOUS?

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    Like Gina, I'm assuming your husband is the only one who sees your bare butt, and I'll also assume he doesn't give a flying oreo whether it's brown, white, red, yellow, black, green, blue...

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    No matter what self-tanner you use, the tones will never match. Plus, this is such a small area that disaster could strike--no room to rub in! Imagine your horror if it drips, and then you've got two-tone half moons... with brown streaks running down your thighs. I think you should just embrace your little pale spots. After all, they are a reminder that instead of being flat in back, you've got a great little rump.

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    Um, no one should be looking down there except for you so let it go.

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    I invision any self tanner smearing all over your undies. Are you turning your cookie butt into an art piece? Seriously, you could document the contrasting journey of your booty, then laugh about it soon after.


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    why not get a sunlamp and do it indoors?

    and everyone loves the Neutrogena self tanners.

    also, if money is okay, spas will professionally bronze you and it looks faboooooo.

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    There are ways of getting sun to that area without sticking your butt in the air. Lay on your side with your legs side by side. Or cross one over the other. It's actually a comfortable way to read while getting sun. The self-tanner route just seems like a lot of uneccessary smearing and smudging and for whom exactly. Also, once a week, you could just sit in a tanning bed, to get the white parts to match your dark parts.

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    Bonnie wrote: I invision any self tanner smearing all over your undies. Are you turning your cookie butt into an art piece? Seriously, you could document the contrasting journey of your booty, then laugh about it soon after.

    HA, like this idea. Considering my oreo consumption, maybe my body is just acting out!
    Those VS models don't have this problem. They must have people who spray tanner while they lift their cheeks, LOL--I'm sure they can find men who would volunteer.

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    Could always go to the tanning salon and hold your butt cheeks open in the hex :) But you definately don't want to burn in there.

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    Haha if it bothers you that much. Get some
    Jergens Daily Glow moisturizer and use it there.

    The color takes a couple of applications but it helps even out my jog bra tan and gives my legs a great tan.


    Please please please do NOT use a tanning bed. They are so incredibly horrible for you.

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    Go ahead and enjoy your multi-colored behind!!

    Who cares? Don't worry about it!

    Your husband should be the only one seeing it...besides you...and he loves it. He told me so!

    So flaunt it Les!

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    Amanda wrote: Go ahead and enjoy your multi-colored behind!! Who cares? Don't worry about it! Your husband should be the only one seeing it...besides you...and he loves it. He told me so! So flaunt it Les!

    of course he thinks its hilarious... and everyone at the beach will see it, too, when I stand up or sit down!!

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    Get some stars and a sun tattooed back there!!! A friend of mine got her freckles tatted into a constellation... and then there are people like me who actually WISH they had natural moons on their skin, and tattoo its phases around their ankle... don't be ungrateful, now!

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