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An historic, marvelous, joyful day, Vixens! One problem: I'm trying
to decide if I want to marry Taylor Swift or Diane Keaton.

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    I don't have enough superlatives in my vocabulary to describe satisfactorily the fabulousness of this day!

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    Either one would be lucky to have you, E. Jean.

    Congratulations to everyone who supported this in thought, word and action, and to the US Supreme Court for getting on the right side of history!

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    Move to Utah and you can have them both. <3

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    I'm sooo happy for this day! I was surprised by it which made it even more special.

    I would say Diane Keaton or, even better in my opinion, Helen Mirren! But yes, like Robynne said, move to Utah and you can have both! ;)

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    Also, even here in Romania, I see a lot of people happy for this day, my Facebook page is all one giant rainbow!

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    Diane Keaton. I love that woman's seasoned sassiness!

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    Taylor Swift is probably richer, and for the most part classy. But Diane is more entertaining. I vote Diane

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    By the way E Jean, I just signed up today on your site, which I am SO GLAD to have found. Whenever I read ELLE, I turn to your column first, because it is so entertaining...and spot on! At age 3, I lost my Mum, so I grew up in the Ann Landers/Dear Abby era, and their advice-and my Dad's- probably kept me out of jail and the maternity ward. But you are much more entertaining!

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