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Creative story-writing time:

I was sitting here on my couch (on my lovely but rainy 3rd day of Spring Break) and ... the door (to the outside world) handle jiggled as if someone was trying to stop by for a visit. I know it wasn't my imagination because both Agatha and Roxy jumped and looked at the door. Neither the cat nor the dog barked, cried, or scampered.

Theories? Stories?

"The Village" is just outside my door ...

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    Lady Sauce wrote: no theories. but i like your pic :)

    I spent a good part of yesterday watching youtube videos on how to do "rainbow lips":-P

    I find the look soooooo incredibly fairytale-like!

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    Hell yeah I'll eat all her food. I'm HUNGRY.

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    T.M. wrote: Hell yeah I'll eat all her food. I'm HUNGRY.

    I just went grocery shopping:

    Howzabout garlic bread, meatballs, homemade spagh. sauce, spaghetti noodles, ice cream, cranberry oatmeal cookies, a banana, an apple, and peas? Sound good? I also have kale and lettuce ... which would you prefer?

    I also have tilapia (a huge-ass bag of it b/c it was part of a meal deal). Would you rather have tilapia or meatballs?

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    Nix the cranberry cookies... and ice cream... Popsicle are my current best friend, natural fruit.

    The rest... yes please... and I love kale AND lettuce.

    The baby is a big fan of greens and spicy.

    *just saw the edit about tilapia... I LOVEEEE it... I make it with the most amazing home made lemon butter sauce... great, now I really AM hungry.*

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    I have goldfish, too. I'll bet your daughter would like those?

    I don't have any Nemo snacks. I haven't been able to find them at the store.

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    T.M. wrote: Nix the cranberry cookies... and ice cream... Popsicle are my current best friend, natural fruit. The rest... yes please... and I love kale AND lettuce. The baby is a big fan of greens and spicy. *just saw the edit about tilapia... I LOVEEEE it... I make it with the most amazing home made lemon butter sauce... great, now I really AM hungry.*

    Kay. I'll bake the kale with a spicy seasoning salt and olive oil.

    ps - Thanks for being here. For some god-awful reason, I tend to take this place too seriously when both you and Benson are missing. I annoy myself when I get like that.

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    Maggie wrote: I have goldfish, too. I'll bet your daughter would like those? I don't have any Nemo snacks. I haven't been able to find them at the store.

    Actually her favorite snacks are grape tomatoes, yogurt, strawberries/blueberries mixed, peas, lima beans and olives.

    She isn't big into crackers.

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    T.M. wrote: Actually her favorite snacks are grape tomatoes, yogurt, strawberries/blueberries mixed, peas, lima beans and olives. She isn't big into crackers.

    Okay. I have yogurt, blueberries, peas, and olives. So I don't have her red food group covered (unless you count the tomato sauce).

    C'mon over. It'll be ready in 30 minutes.

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    Maggie wrote: Okay. I have yogurt, blueberries, peas, and olives. So I don't have her red food group covered (unless you count the tomato sauce). C'mon over. It'll be ready in 30 minutes.

    Give her food and a workbook and she'll be your new bff. Seriously.

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    You're really trying to insult another member of this community in a thinly veiled attempt at humor?

    Are you a lesbian? You seem to get mighty obsessed with different females on this site and I'm wondering if it's because you're all single white female and wanting to be them or if you just want to have sex with them.

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    Alison wrote: You're really trying to insult another member of this community in a thinly veiled attempt at humor? Are you a lesbian? You seem to get mighty obsessed with different females on this site and I'm wondering if it's because you're all single white female and wanting to be them or if you just want to have sex with them.

    Haha thats a bit harsh

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    My goodness you are a pathetic creature. Having to spend your time spinning tall tales of people you have never met on the internet. Your life must be lonely. I feel pity for you.

    Perhaps if you tried to be kind instead of argumentative and then playing a victim when people call you out on it, people would respond to you in a more likable fashion.

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    hahahahaha what is going ON?? Since when did "lesbian" become an insult on this site?

    Mags, maybe it was Sherlock coming back to say hi!

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    LK wrote: hahahahaha what is going ON?? Since when did "lesbian" become an insult on this site? Mags, maybe it was Sherlock coming back to say hi!

    My thoughts exactly LK.

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    LK wrote: hahahahaha what is going ON?? Since when did "lesbian" become an insult on this site? Mags, maybe it was Sherlock coming back to say hi!

    Oh I am so sorry that you misunderstood me. I did not mean lesbian as an insult. I have no issue with lesbians whatsoever. I asked because I know there are lots of women who get obsessed over men they are interested in, so I was curious if Also was simply in love with the women she constantly goes after on the site or not. I meant no insult to lesbians at all.

    As for the idea that I would have a fake profile, well that's just ridiculous. How sad would your life have to be to go into an online community and pretend to be other people? I'm just Alison, not Rebecca or anyone else that Also seems to think. The world does not revolve around Also and people wanting to come after her, and to think that is actually quite selfish and a little bit crazy.

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    This is ridiculous. Your "creative writing" was nothing more than a lame attempt to insult me and get attention for yourself.

    Don't do that. If you're going to be a loon, embrace it and be one. Don't take other peoples words and try to use them as your own. Don't backtrack and accuse people of doing the very thing you're doing.

    Inpatient therapy would do you a world of good. You're obviously suffering from some sort of identity crisis.

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    If I were angry, indeed it would.

    If I were depressed, pills and therapy would help.

    If I were on the verge of a breakdown, a facility that manages people in need would help.

    Recognition of the need for help is the first step, Dear.

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    Seriously, are you shooting for deletion #2? Stop your shit already. NO ONE CARES.

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    You might have a ghost, Maggie.

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    Do you even READ things properly? First off, I left an actual comment on your thread that had nothing to do with you and YOU started by saying something stupid about Cass not being afraid of me.

    Second, I'm not getting kicked out b/c of my anger... My HUSBAND confronted an aggressive, mean, trouble making neighbor and management is trying to sweep it under the rug.

    Third, I didn't INSIST you bought friends, I said to GO BUY SOME.

    Bullying? Please.

    I actually hope very much that you get help. It's very clear that you're a troubled soul.

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    Is it windy outside Maggie? It's possible the wind was just playing tricks.

    Or you have a ghost. Which would be awesome assuming it's a nice ghost and not like a haunting kind of ghost.

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    Carly wrote: Is it windy outside Maggie? It's possible the wind was just playing tricks. Or you have a ghost. Which would be awesome assuming it's a nice ghost and not like a haunting kind of ghost.

    We have a ghost in our basement. I kinda like it. Every cat we've had sees him.

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    ehvwon wrote: We have a ghost in our basement. I kinda like it. Every cat we've had sees him.

    I was convinced I had one at my last apartment for awhile. Don't seem to be any in the new place though. I always wanted a ghost friend like in Casper.

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    Carly wrote: I was convinced I had one at my last apartment for awhile. Don't seem to be any in the new place though. I always wanted a ghost friend like in Casper.

    He's friendly, he just likes the basement light on at all times.

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    ehvwon wrote: We have a ghost in our basement. I kinda like it. Every cat we've had sees him.

    My latest apartment is next to an old church and a graveyard and is built on the grounds of an old convant. I dont like the thought of a ghost in my gaff but i sense a presence in my room from time to time. It seems harmless in fact rather calming even though the thought of a ghost freaks me out a bit. The latest thing to happen is my ipad manages to switch itself on at random times....

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    Cass wrote: My latest apartment is next to an old church and a graveyard and is built on the grounds of an old convant. I dont like the thought of a ghost in my gaff but i sense a presence in my room from time to time. It seems harmless in fact rather calming even though the thought of a ghost freaks me out a bit. The latest thing to happen is my ipad manages to switch itself on at random times....

    He just wants to read the news!

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    ehvwon wrote: He just wants to read the news!

    Well to be fair ive never switched it back off again even if it is 3am and the light is keeping me awake. Hopefully if it is a visitor it continues to be friendly :)

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    I think it was T.M. She is such a powerful force to be able to make people do things from afar that she probably made your door jiggle, Maggie.

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    Lela wrote: I think it was T.M. She is such a powerful force to be able to make people do things from afar that she probably made your door jiggle, Maggie.

    I'm making you fondle me from afar later, sweet cheeks.

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    T.M. wrote: I'm making you fondle me from afar later, sweet cheeks.

    Awesome! That'll be the most fun I've had in months!!! ;-)

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    Lela wrote: Awesome! That'll be the most fun I've had in months!!! ;-)

    Wait, who's fondling moi??

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    ehvwon wrote: Wait, who's fondling moi??

    You're getting sammiched.

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    ehvwon wrote: Wait, who's fondling moi??

    We can make it a group fondling. I fondle T.M., T.M. fondles you, and you fondle ME! That will be TRI-Winning! Charlie Sheen ain't got nuthin' on us!

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    Lela wrote: We can make it a group fondling. I fondle T.M., T.M. fondles you, and you fondle ME! That will be TRI-Winning! Charlie Sheen ain't got nuthin' on us!

    It's my 5 year work anniversary today and I brought bagels and sent an email around saying they were for my five consecutive years of winning. hahaha


    Sorry for the hijack Maggie.

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    LK wrote: hahahahaha what is going ON?? Since when did "lesbian" become an insult on this site? Mags, maybe it was Sherlock coming back to say hi!

    I loooooooooove the theory that it was Sherlock. That would totally explain why Roxy didn't bark.

    ;o)

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