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What's your most frequent sexual fantasy?

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    Sex with monkeys serving food.

    A vixen orgy - with bubbles!!


    Ooh you have a face! And a pretty one at that!

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    Sorry about the monkey comment.

    It's just that if I have to type "ménage à trois" one more time today...

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    Jeremy wrote: Sorry about the monkey comment. It's just that if I have to type "ménage à trois" one more time today...

    Um, why are you repeatedly typing menage a trois? (and awesome that you got the accents right. Because I am lazy, I won't be doing the same thing).

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    Jeremy wrote: Sorry about the monkey comment. It's just that if I have to type "ménage à trois" one more time today...

    haha. I understand. That can tough.

    I should go first here.

    My most frequent fantasy involves this photographer in Florence that I once posed for. He wanted me to be nude and I wasn't comfortable with that. In my fantasy though, he basically forces me to get undressed and then we have this really push/pull passionate sex.

    I know it's a really common thing for women to have fantasies about being dominated, but it seems that's really always and only what I have. When I was younger, I was the one dominating. Now, it's the other way around.

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    Ugh, Jeremy, having done a ménage à trois several times, let me tell you it's not all it's cracked up to be. (And it's easy D, just cut and paste... Jeremy did all the work for you!)

    My most frequent fantasy these days is a nice, solid, healthy relationship with lots and lots of hot steamy sex and plenty of chemistry. Just the two of us...

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    D wrote: Sex with monkeys serving food. A vixen orgy - with bubbles!! Ooh you have a face! And a pretty one at that!

    Thank you sexy lips

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    Oh, and Marguerite, you are gorgeous!

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    Josh wrote: Ugh, Jeremy, having done a ménage à trois several times, let me tell you it's not all it's cracked up to be. (And it's easy D, just cut and paste... Jeremy did all the work for you!) My most frequent fantasy these days is a nice, solid, healthy relationship with lots and lots of hot steamy sex and plenty of chemistry. Just the two of us...

    Yeah, but I'm too lazy for that. I'm having a super lazy day. Sorry!

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    Marguerite wrote: Thank you sexy lips

    You're welcome hot stuff!

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    D,
    Actually you got me. I usually just say "threesome." No accents. (sigh)

    I was trying to hide the fact that I haven't typed "ménage à trois" even once today, or this week.

    And so I don't derail Marguerite's thread, I will give that as my answer: ménage à trois--accents and all!

    Josh, granted thréèsomës can go north or south (metaphor?) I didn't think they were all that bad. They just left me thinking things like: "maybe I shouldn't have used the knuckle that last time."


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    Jeremy wrote: D, Actually you got me. I usually just say "threesome." No accents. (sigh) I was trying to hide the fact that I haven't typed "ménage à trois" even once today, or this week. And so I don't derail Marguerite's thread, I will give that as my answer: ménage à trois--accents and all! Josh, granted thréèsomës can go north or south (metaphor?) I didn't think they were all that bad. They just left me thinking things like: "maybe I shouldn't have used the knuckle that last time."

    Threesome with D and Alek.

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    I have a fantasy about being on top...

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    Sorry, I can't stop pasting this sexy picture into every post.

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    It's as if you guys didn't find my old lady friend photo hot... I think she's stunning. Especially her classy cigarette.

    http://www.cameraposition.com/podcast/images/CP42/eggleston_woman_on_swing.jpg

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    One in which I am a participant. . .

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    Mary wrote: I have a fantasy about being on top... Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
    Sorry, I can't stop pasting this sexy picture into every post.

    Mary, why is that a fantasy? That can easily be real life! It took me a little bit to figure it out but when I did, it was so worth the trouble.

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    Maddie Mae wrote: Threesome with D and Alek.

    ...just skip the knuckle. Alek hates it.

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    Matt wrote: One in which I am a participant. . .

    You can participate in mine, Matt, but don't forget to jiggle the handle.

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    I would LOVE Jeremy to tell me that "I'm so money and I don't even know it." !!

    And yes, Marguerite - you are a vision ...

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    Jeremy wrote: ...just skip the knuckle. Alek hates it.

    The knuckle??? Umm......explain?

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    Maddie Mae wrote: Threesome with D and Alek.

    *muah*

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    D wrote: *muah*

    I forgot to add... with "Sex on Fire" playing on repeat in the background.

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    D,
    You're obviously not happy unless you're shredding my sad façades.

    Then fine, dammit! There's no knuckle. There was never any knuckle!
    (sob)

    It was actually an old, obscure Seinfeld reference. At least that's what my feeble mind tells me.

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    Marguerite wrote: Mary, why is that a fantasy? That can easily be real life! It took me a little bit to figure it out but when I did, it was so worth the trouble.

    You'd be surprised how many men have refused to humor my "out of work actor waiting tables on halloween wearing a toilet costume" fantasy. As soon as they see me approaching with a magazine, they head for the door.

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    Maddie Mae wrote: I forgot to add... with "Sex on Fire" playing on repeat in the background.

    *gulp* Mmmmm yesss....

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    Jeremy wrote: D, You're obviously not happy unless you're shredding my sad façades. Then fine, dammit! There's no knuckle. There was never any knuckle! (sob) It was actually an old, obscure Seinfeld reference. At least that's what my feeble mind tells me.

    Heheh sorry Jeremy. It just sounded so er, well, painful! A knuckle? Well, it is imaginitive, I'll give you that!

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    Sally G. wrote: I would LOVE Jeremy to tell me that "I'm so money and I don't even know it." !! And yes, Marguerite - you are a vision ...

    Sally,
    you should know that you're so money and you don't even know it...wait that came out weird.

    You're so money and you don't even know it!


    and yes...knuckle = ouch.

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    D wrote: Heheh sorry Jeremy. It just sounded so er, well, painful! A knuckle? Well, it is imaginitive, I'll give you that!

    The whole point, if I'm not mistaken, is that you never quite knew what it meant ...so I've gathered... Never saw it myself.

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    Jeremy wrote: Sally, you should know that you're so money and you don't even know it...wait that came out weird. You're so money and you don't even know it! and yes...knuckle = ouch.

    *Sighs dreamily ... heads off to bed*

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    Maddie Mae wrote: The whole point, if I'm not mistaken, is that you never quite knew what it meant ...so I've gathered... Never saw it myself.

    Oh.

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    Twirl and twist sound good, though.

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    I like the insanity this topic has elicited. So, I'm the only one that's gonna share a real fantasy?

    I guess the ménage à trois is a real fantasy, but come on. Nothing kind of weird and embarrassing? oh yeah.. knuckles too


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    Maddie Mae wrote: The whole point, if I'm not mistaken, is that you never quite knew what it meant ...so I've gathered... Never saw it myself.

    Whew! That thread on Seinfeld was great. Laughing is good.

    Yeah--have any of us actually answered Marguerite's question?

    And twirling is good--just don't land on the dog.

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    Sally G. wrote: *Sighs dreamily ... heads off to bed*

    nighty night!

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    Marguerite wrote: I like the insanity this topic has elicited. So, I'm the only one that's gonna share a real fantasy? I guess the ménage à trois is a real fantasy, but come on. Nothing kind of weird and embarrassing? oh yeah.. knuckles too

    Unfortunately, yeah. A lot of people have tried to start sexual topics and it quickly devolves like this. If there was some true anonymity, I guarantee you the answers would come sliding out. But because there's not, it's kind of like a bunch of 8th graders at a truth or dare party.

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    D wrote: Unfortunately, yeah. A lot of people have tried to start sexual topics and it quickly devolves like this. If there was some true anonymity, I guarantee you the answers would come sliding out. But because there's not, it's kind of like a bunch of 8th graders at a truth or dare party.

    dammmnnnn. I even put my real photo up and posted it! hahaha.
    OK, well I guess I knew it would be a tough one.

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    My ménage à trois with aliens is over for the night. There is something about Thanksgiving that saps my sexual imagination. But, thanks for sharing yours. I think I'll let Mr. Sandman dominate me for a few hours. Sweet dreams.

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    Well, recently, my most frequent sexual fantasy involves having sex. Any sex. With an actual human being. While we're both naked. Possibly in a bed. Or maybe on the floor. But the most important part of my fantasy is that my sex partner would be a girl, not a Real Doll, a human girl. And she would smell nice. And she would tell me that I also smell nice. Then we would totally do it.

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    Mary wrote: My ménage à trois with aliens is over for the night. There is something about Thanksgiving that saps my sexual imagination. But, thanks for sharing yours. I think I'll let Mr. Sandman dominate me for a few hours. Sweet dreams.

    HOT!!!

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    My fantasy is that there are fifteen million Jeremys and the other Vixmen on this site, all ages, roaming the planet and we can pick and choose and know we are making really, really good choices and fun times coming as a result!

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    Marguerite wrote: I like the insanity this topic has elicited. So, I'm the only one that's gonna share a real fantasy? I guess the ménage à trois is a real fantasy, but come on. Nothing kind of weird and embarrassing? oh yeah.. knuckles too

    My threesome response was honest--and to elaborate I'd go with two women. So, cliché, but honest.

    If we wanted to reveal the truly embarrassing stuff, we'd start talking about the motivations/urges/oddities that explain our fantasies.

    Besides, I think my behavior is more on par with a ninth grader.

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    Marguerite wrote: dammmnnnn. I even put my real photo up and posted it! hahaha. OK, well I guess I knew it would be a tough one.

    But you didn't answer it.

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    Mary wrote: You can participate in mine, Matt, but don't forget to jiggle the handle.

    Oh and 20 million Marys and Maddies!

    Edit: Oh sexual? Sorry, I just read fantasy....sexual? Sitting with the man in my dream two nights ago and sitting at a comedy show of Mary and Maddie!

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    Maddie Mae wrote: But you didn't answer it.

    No-she had the photographer phantasy.

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    Oh yeah guys? Well, ummmm, I was just joking about mine. So if you thought I was serious, then you're just dumb and fell for it! So jokes on you!

    (turns around and starts walking quickly to the door with tears down her face)

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    Jeremy wrote: D, You're obviously not happy unless you're shredding my sad façades. Then fine, dammit! There's no knuckle. There was never any knuckle! (sob) It was actually an old, obscure Seinfeld reference. At least that's what my feeble mind tells me.

    Yes, Jeremy! But I can't remember if it came before or after the swirl!

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    Jeremy wrote: No-she had the photographer phantasy.

    Fooled you, Jeremy!

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    Oh oops. I'm still in shock from the horrible, horrible death my cookies died last night.

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    Nighty night, I'm going to bed. My dirty photographer thing is probably dead by now, so I'll have to come up with something else. You can expect that post sometime next week.

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    Marguerite wrote: Fooled you, Jeremy!

    Well it's a good thing I got off the monkey topic!

    For the record, I was like, totally joking about the two women.

    And I'll only "do it" in the missionary position, in bed, between 8 p.m. and 11p.m. with the lights out and no talking.

    There. I said it. Oh! The truth feels so good!

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    Jeremy wrote: Well it's a good thing I got off the monkey topic! For the record, I was like, totally joking about the two women. And I'll only "do it" in the missionary position, in bed, between 8 p.m. and 11p.m. with the lights out and no talking. There. I said it. Oh! The truth feels so good!

    And only for the purpose of procreation, right?

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    D wrote: Unfortunately, yeah. A lot of people have tried to start sexual topics and it quickly devolves like this. If there was some true anonymity, I guarantee you the answers would come sliding out. But because there's not, it's kind of like a bunch of 8th graders at a truth or dare party.

    It's funny, as adult as I try to be, sometimes I just can't fight off my inner 8th-grader. I often have to tell myself, "Ervin, relax, you are a grown-up big person now." And sex is the subject that does indeed most often bring out that not-so-deeply-buried kid in me.

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    Ervin wrote: It's funny, as adult as I try to be, sometimes I just can't fight off my inner 8th-grader. I often have to tell myself, "Ervin, relax, you are a grown-up big person now." And sex is the subject that does indeed most often bring out that not-so-deeply-buried kid in me.

    Heh. Heh. "Deeply buried."

    (Sorry, that was the closest thing to an innuendo I could pull out of what you said to be immature about.)

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    Marguerite wrote: dammmnnnn. I even put my real photo up and posted it! hahaha. OK, well I guess I knew it would be a tough one.

    Oh don't be embarrassed, yours wasn't too racey, so don't sweat it. I'd have to agree with D, the reason I haven't shared is because my recurring fantasy is a bit too much.

    I will share a more realistic fantasy. I would love to go with a partner to Good Vibrations and buy just about everything I/we have yet to try. I mean EVERYTHING. I am sure a lot of it wouldn't even turn me on and we would both be giggling half the time.

    I can picture it now. Reading the manual on how to do what with the silicon purple thingamajiggy while balancing on one hand in kama sutra position #5 with a gag in my mouth and my finger in some crevice that I can't see because I'm blindfolded. Very hot!

    Then all would be pushed aside and the real sex could begin!

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    Maddie Mae wrote: Heh. Heh. "Deeply buried." (Sorry, that was the closest thing to an innuendo I could pull out of what you said to be immature about.)

    I just had a Beavis & Butthead flashback.

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    Sam wrote: Oh don't be embarrassed, yours wasn't too racey, so don't sweat it. I'd have to agree with D, the reason I haven't shared is because my recurring fantasy is a bit too much. I will share a more realistic fantasy. I would love to go with a partner to Good Vibrations and buy just about everything I/we have yet to try. I mean EVERYTHING. I am sure a lot of it wouldn't even turn me on and we would both be giggling half the time. I can picture it now. Reading the manual on how to do what with the silicon purple thingamajiggy while balancing on one hand in kama sutra position #5 with a gag in my mouth and my finger in some crevice that I can't see because I'm blindfolded. Very hot! Then all would be pushed aside and the real sex could begin!

    Wow, I am agog!

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    Sam wrote: Oh don't be embarrassed, yours wasn't too racey, so don't sweat it. I'd have to agree with D, the reason I haven't shared is because my recurring fantasy is a bit too much. I will share a more realistic fantasy. I would love to go with a partner to Good Vibrations and buy just about everything I/we have yet to try. I mean EVERYTHING. I am sure a lot of it wouldn't even turn me on and we would both be giggling half the time. I can picture it now. Reading the manual on how to do what with the silicon purple thingamajiggy while balancing on one hand in kama sutra position #5 with a gag in my mouth and my finger in some crevice that I can't see because I'm blindfolded. Very hot! Then all would be pushed aside and the real sex could begin!

    Oh god I was mindlessly on here last night with the TV on, but quiet when something caught my eye. I looked over to see a very purple double headed dildo *flashing* on my TV screen. I decided then it was more than time to go to bed. Damn infomercials!

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    D wrote: Oh god I was mindlessly on here last night with the TV on, but quiet when something caught my eye. I looked over to see a very purple double headed dildo *flashing* on my TV screen. I decided then it was more than time to go to bed. Damn infomercials!

    I know girls use them, but do gay males ever use them backwards?

    Sorry if it's a dumb question. But I'm not exactly a gay male. Well maybe in a previous life.

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    Sam wrote: I know girls use them, but do gay males ever use them backwards? Sorry if it's a dumb question. But I'm not exactly a gay male. Well maybe in a previous life.

    I'd be willing to bet that gay males have used just about everything you could think of. When it comes to sex, gay or straight, most people would be willing to try almost anything to get some pleasure. When I was about eleven, in the throes of puberty, I tried to have sex with a shampoo bottle in the shower. Not a good idea.

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    When I collected ass menageries, the accents I liked in my menage a trois were French, Chinese, and Bronzeville.

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    Ervin wrote: I'd be willing to bet that gay males have used just about everything you could think of. When it comes to sex, gay or straight, most people would be willing to try almost anything to get some pleasure. When I was about eleven, in the throes of puberty, I tried to have sex with a shampoo bottle in the shower. Not a good idea.

    Yikes! (in regard to the shampoo bottle) I've heard worse, but the part that scares me is some of those plastic bottles aren't very smooth and you coulda done some serious damage! EEK!

    FYI, I started to read some of your BLOG. Good stuff.

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    Sam wrote: Yikes! (in regard to the shampoo bottle) I've heard worse, but the part that scares me is some of those plastic bottles aren't very smooth and you coulda done some serious damage! EEK! FYI, I started to read some of your BLOG. Good stuff.

    Well, thank you for reading it. I just hope you won't think less of me when you read about all the bad stuff I did.

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    Being pummeled by an amimalistic group of strange men, and I am their slave.

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    Wait, why did I just divulge that when you haven't told us what happened to your libido?!

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    fayeruz wrote: Being pummeled by an amimalistic group of strange men, and I am their slave.

    Read The Story of O. It was banned...in FRANCE!

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    Most frequent? Nursing Tom Brady back to health, uniform and all.

    And Kim Kardashian is there.

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    Lately Pat Burrell, the Phillies left fielder. Ah, classic.

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    L wrote: Read The Story of O. It was banned...in FRANCE!

    Amazon, here I come! Thanks Lyly!

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    Mary wrote: You can participate in mine, Matt, but don't forget to jiggle the handle.

    Thanks very much! I will not forget to jiggle the handle. What else might I jiggle?

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    Marguerite,

    ...me, Colin Firth... alone together...strawberries...finger food...whipped cream...chocolate sauce...

    You'll have to imagine the rest...

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    writingmaniac wrote: Marguerite, ...me, Colin Firth... alone together...strawberries...finger food...whipped cream...chocolate sauce... You'll have to imagine the rest...

    Awww, you're a romantic! The world needs more of those.

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    fayeruz wrote: Wait, why did I just divulge that when you haven't told us what happened to your libido?!

    Oh the libido thing was a post I had a couple of weeks ago. I totally lost my libido almost a year ago. Out of no where. It's slowly been coming back, but it sucks pretty bad.

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    Oh lord. Do you think it was related to anything like diet, or drugs?

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    fayeruz wrote: Oh lord. Do you think it was related to anything like diet, or drugs?

    I have no idea honestly. I think it's just that my stress level has been at like a high for about a year or so. I don't know.

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    Marguerite wrote: I have no idea honestly. I think it's just that my stress level has been at like a high for about a year or so. I don't know.

    Marguerite -- if you can, have your hormone levels checked. An imbalance of estrogen, testosterone and progesterone can lead to a depleted libido.

    My life change significantly for the better once I started using Natural Progesterone Cream. I wish I'd known earlier. And it's something you can buy over the counter in the U.S. (You should see the hoops I go through to get it here in Canada.)

    Stress can be part of it ~ but don't let it die there. You're waaaay too young and special to be missing libido. Life is to be fully enjoyed ...

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