Ask E. Jean - Tormented? Driven Witless? Whipsawed by confusion?

Advice Vixens

BURNING QUESTION OF THE DAY:

Girls (Alek I assume you want to bow out of this): How small is too small, when it comes to the male hardware?

What is the smallest you'll accept?

  • Cast your vote
    for Best Advice
  • give ehvwon advice
    send this question to a friend


    Well, since I am a fairly small person, and have occasional trouble with my boyfriend's ample *ahem* gear (7 inches long, and pretty thick when fully erect), I'd say he could lose a few inches in length and still be fun. I am more of a width girl, myself. That's much more important.







    I had a boyfriend whos penis was so small and sad. It was literally like 3 inches, 4 when erect. I never had sex with him. And would never with anyone that small.

    and he broke up with ME.

    reply to Julia
    send this answer to a friend



    Well 6 inches is pushing the issue, and with a whole lot of other wonderfully fantastic qualities going on.

    reply to Keka
    send this answer to a friend



    Can't really give an answer, cause I've never measured one. But I'd have to say one that fits me like a glove and is attached to a man who knows how to use it to the best of his ability would be my answer.

    EhvWon, I've been loving your last few post, interestingly enough they've been about sex. I may have sex on the brain cause it's been a while...

    reply to Cane
    send this answer to a friend



    off the subject, but...


    came across this amusing ad for diamonds.


    reply to Julia
    send this answer to a friend



    Cane wrote: Can't really give an answer, cause I've never measured one. But I'd have to say one that fits me like a glove and is attached to a man who knows how to use it to the best of his ability would be my answer. EhvWon, I've been loving your last few post, interestingly enough they've been about sex. I may have sex on the brain cause it's been a while...

    Don't we all have sex on the brain? It makes the world go round.

    reply to ehvwon
    send this answer to a friend





    ehvwon wrote: Don't we all have sex on the brain? It makes the world go round.

    I know I do. I remember being about 12 years old and thinking about sex constantly. I haven't gotten any better.

    reply to Julia
    send this answer to a friend



    Cane wrote: Can't really give an answer, cause I've never measured one. But I'd have to say one that fits me like a glove and is attached to a man who knows how to use it to the best of his ability would be my answer. EhvWon, I've been loving your last few post, interestingly enough they've been about sex. I may have sex on the brain cause it's been a while...

    wouldnt that kindof make you the glove?

    reply to Julia
    send this answer to a friend



    ehvwon wrote: PMSL

    lol...


    So glad Auntie Eee likes tree trunk penises...or is it peni?


    I like my men like I like my computers, easily upgradeable and ready to go down on me at any time.

    reply to Julia
    send this answer to a friend



    Julia wrote: wouldnt that kindof make you the glove?

    hahah it would...and he would be the hand

    reply to Cane
    send this answer to a friend



    Julia wrote: Well, since I am a fairly small person, and have occasional trouble with my boyfriend's ample *ahem* gear (7 inches long, and pretty thick when fully erect), I'd say he could lose a few inches in length and still be fun. I am more of a width girl, myself. That's much more important. I had a boyfriend whos penis was so small and sad. It was literally like 3 inches, 4 when erect. I never had sex with him. And would never with anyone that small. and he broke up with ME.

    I can't even imagine that... the small penis. I saw that pic of Danny Banaducci's penis and was horrified.

    reply to Sonia
    send this answer to a friend





    Sonia wrote: I can't even imagine that... the small penis. I saw that pic of Danny Banaducci's penis and was horrified.

    I only saw it once, and I almost pissed myself...


    it was horrifying, and I actually felt a bit sick.

    reply to Julia
    send this answer to a friend



    Sonia wrote: I can't even imagine that... the small penis. I saw that pic of Danny Banaducci's penis and was horrified.

    Apparently theres a congenital birth defect called micropenis, where the penis basically looks like another belly button...

    reply to Julia
    send this answer to a friend



    Cane wrote: Can't really give an answer, cause I've never measured one. But I'd have to say one that fits me like a glove and is attached to a man who knows how to use it to the best of his ability would be my answer. EhvWon, I've been loving your last few post, interestingly enough they've been about sex. I may have sex on the brain cause it's been a while...

    She's only teasing me....

    reply to Keka
    send this answer to a friend



    I'd like to know what's the largest penis the Vixens have ever encountered.

    reply to Julia
    send this answer to a friend



    omg really?? it seemed so tiny!


    Maybe I was being generous.

    reply to Julia
    send this answer to a friend



    Since I posted this I guess I have to tell you that back in my wild and single days I had a one-nighter with a guy whose friends all called him "The Bone."

    I found out what they meant and still remember that the next day sitting was...uncomfortable.

    reply to ehvwon
    send this answer to a friend



    ehvwon wrote: Since I posted this I guess I have to tell you that back in my wild and single days I had a one-nighter with a guy whose friends all called him "The Bone." I found out what they meant and still remember that the next day sitting was...uncomfortable.

    I get really sore, as well. I wonder if there is a way to prevent this. It's like, the better of a time I have, the worse everything down there feels the next day...

    lube helps a little, but not much.

    reply to Julia
    send this answer to a friend



    ehvwon wrote: Don't we all have sex on the brain? It makes the world go round.

    I know! Something about the summertime I think intensifies the desire

    reply to Cane
    send this answer to a friend



    Julia wrote: I'd like to know what's the largest penis the Vixens have ever encountered.

    The CHOCOLATE THUNDER ! (carefully mentioned on the penis pic thread)

    reply to Keka
    send this answer to a friend



    Keka wrote: The CHOCOLATE THUNDER ! (carefully mentioned on the penis pic thread)

    where is that located?

    reply to Julia
    send this answer to a friend



    Cane wrote: I know! Something about the summertime I think intensifies the desire

    ...and my boyfriend Michael Buble broke up his girlfriend.

    reply to ehvwon
    send this answer to a friend



    ehvwon wrote: ...and my boyfriend Michael Buble broke up his girlfriend.

    Yes, I saw that on People.com
    It must be the summer.....It's the time to find a new love or lovers

    reply to Cane
    send this answer to a friend



    Julia wrote: where is that located?

    Haha, you could have clicked on it from my profile but I was Anon....oppps was I supposed to tell?

    reply to Cane
    send this answer to a friend





    Cane wrote: Haha, you could have clicked on it from my profile but I was Anon....oppps was I supposed to tell?

    why would you go anon to talk about penises? :P

    reply to Julia
    send this answer to a friend



    Julia wrote: where is that located?

    In most love boutiques babe. It's a 15 inch beast, only enticing for the eye.

    reply to Keka
    send this answer to a friend



    Julia wrote: why would you go anon to talk about penises? :P

    I didn't want it connected to my profile, since I dont post questions often....
    FYI: I still talk to Mr. Cock-y....pun intended!

    reply to Cane
    send this answer to a friend



    Cane wrote: I didn't want it connected to my profile, since I dont post questions often.... FYI: I still talk to Mr. Cock-y....pun intended!

    With a name like that, talking is optional.

    reply to ehvwon
    send this answer to a friend



    Keka wrote: In most love boutiques babe. It's a 15 inch beast, only enticing for the eye.

    Oh my gosh that reminds me of a cocktail party I attended at my Aunt's house in San Francisco. There was a woman there who, by the end of the party had gotten pretty liquored up, and she went from talking about her horses, to talking about how big her horse's penis is, to talking about Good Vibrations; the sex-toy store that she frequents because she claimed her husband hadn't "serviced" her in 2 years....


    needless to say, that was awkward for everyone involved.

    reply to Julia
    send this answer to a friend



    ehvwon wrote: With a name like that, talking is optional.

    He's hilarious. I've never met a dude that was as confident, open and cocky as him. It's sorta annoy yet intriguing.
    Although I will admit that that feeling won't last long. Dick pics have already gotten old! There are only so many penis poses one man can do

    reply to Cane
    send this answer to a friend



    Keka wrote: In most love boutiques babe. It's a 15 inch beast, only enticing for the eye.

    Oh good god. Got a little clenched up, thinking about that.

    reply to Laura
    send this answer to a friend



    Laura wrote: Oh good god. Got a little clenched up, thinking about that.

    Clenched up!! Priceless.

    reply to ehvwon
    send this answer to a friend



    Julia wrote: Apparently theres a congenital birth defect called micropenis, where the penis basically looks like another belly button...

    I heard about that. There was a BBC program called "The Women's Guide to Sex" and it covered really small penises.

    Since the BBC is a lot more open about sexuality and I guess the guy wasn't shy about showing his penis, it was shown on national TV.

    The guy's penis was literally 2 inches. It was really strange.

    reply to Miss Tofu
    send this answer to a friend



    Miss Tofu wrote: I heard about that. There was a BBC program called "The Women's Guide to Sex" and it covered really small penises. Since the BBC is a lot more open about sexuality and I guess the guy wasn't shy about showing his penis, it was shown on national TV. The guy's penis was literally 2 inches. It was really strange.

    Oh wow! I didn't catch that.
    I've often asked and wonder do men with lil penis realize that they have lil penis?

    reply to Cane
    send this answer to a friend



    ehvwon wrote: Clenched up!! Priceless.

    I wonder if its possible to accept something that big

    reply to Julia
    send this answer to a friend



    Julia wrote: I wonder if its possible to accept something that big

    I'd gag!

    reply to Cane
    send this answer to a friend



    Cane wrote: Oh wow! I didn't catch that. I've often asked and wonder do men with lil penis realize that they have lil penis?

    LIL PENIS!!!!!!!!!



    BAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!


    *solemn doctor's voice* "sir, I'm afraid you have a congenital birth defect known as 'Lil Penis'"

    reply to Julia
    send this answer to a friend



    Aren't all women about the same in depth?

    reply to Cane
    send this answer to a friend



    Cane wrote: Aren't all women about the same in depth?

    I read something about that. We can stretch width-wise, but all of our vaginas pretty much terminate at, or not far past 6-7 inches.

    reply to Julia
    send this answer to a friend



    Julia wrote: LIL PENIS!!!!!!!!! BAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!! *solemn doctor's voice* "sir, I'm afraid you have a congenital birth defect known as 'Lil Penis'"

    Oh Julia, I'm crying with tears laughing.
    I could so imagine that....haahahah

    reply to Cane
    send this answer to a friend



    Julia wrote: Oh my gosh that reminds me of a cocktail party I attended at my Aunt's house in San Francisco. There was a woman there who, by the end of the party had gotten pretty liquored up, and she went from talking about her horses, to talking about how big her horse's penis is, to talking about Good Vibrations; the sex-toy store that she frequents because she claimed her husband hadn't "serviced" her in 2 years.... needless to say, that was awkward for everyone involved.

    I ordered it for a bachelorette party I was hosting, where we slipped different icecream flavors in it and had the future bride lick it with with her eyes covered. Impressive to say the least.
    I sold it to a gay coworker of mine, who was rather enthusiastic of it.

    reply to Keka
    send this answer to a friend



    Keka wrote: I ordered it for a bachelorette party I was hosting, where we slipped different icecream flavors in it and had the future bride lick it with with her eyes covered. Impressive to say the least. I sold it to a gay coworker of mine, who was rather enthusiastic of it.

    PMSL I imagine he was.

    reply to ehvwon
    send this answer to a friend



    That was hilarious Keka....
    EhvWon this thread wins for the most hilarious of the day...hands down!

    reply to Cane
    send this answer to a friend



    Cane wrote: That was hilarious Keka.... EhvWon this thread wins for the most hilarious of the day...hands down!

    best. thread. ever.


    now all we need is Alek's two cents. He'll get (bi)curious and show up eventually.

    reply to Julia
    send this answer to a friend



    Keka wrote: I ordered it for a bachelorette party I was hosting, where we slipped different icecream flavors in it and had the future bride lick it with with her eyes covered. Impressive to say the least. I sold it to a gay coworker of mine, who was rather enthusiastic of it.

    Ok, I have a question and I don't have the heart to make this its own thread: does it seem like gay men are way more into size than heterosexual women???

    reply to ehvwon
    send this answer to a friend



    ehvwon wrote: Ok, I have a question and I don't have the heart to make this its own thread: does it seem like gay men are way more into size than heterosexual women???

    I think they are. Gay guy friends of mine go on about it all the time. And I'm like: not that big of a deal, man...

    And I think alot of gay men are much more hedonistic than straight women.

    reply to Julia
    send this answer to a friend



    ehvwon wrote: Ok, I have a question and I don't have the heart to make this its own thread: does it seem like gay men are way more into size than heterosexual women???

    I've thought about that too and have wondered

    reply to Cane
    send this answer to a friend



    Cane wrote: I've thought about that too and have wondered

    I think the ass has more stretching capabilities.

    If they can put a fist in it, then the Chocolate Thunda can slip in like butta....

    reply to Keka
    send this answer to a friend



    Keka wrote: I think the ass has more stretching capabilities. If they can put a fist in it, then the Chocolate Thunda can slip in like butta....

    fell out of my office chair!


    heeheeeeeeeeeeee

    reply to Julia
    send this answer to a friend



    Julia wrote: Well, since I am a fairly small person, and have occasional trouble with my boyfriend's ample *ahem* gear (7 inches long, and pretty thick when fully erect), I'd say he could lose a few inches in length and still be fun. I am more of a width girl, myself. That's much more important. I had a boyfriend whos penis was so small and sad. It was literally like 3 inches, 4 when erect. I never had sex with him. And would never with anyone that small. and he broke up with ME.

    Ugh I had a bf like that! Except I did sleep with him. It was about 2 inches, 3 inches erect. There were times I couldn't even tell if he was in there or not, sadly. This was the only guy I ever willingly gave head to, because it was so small it never affected my gag reflex. But, I was in love with the guy, and I honestly didn't mind.

    Until he cheated on me and broke up with me!!! I was so pissed!

    When I vented to all my girlfriends about it, we came up with the name "peen" as a way to describe a penis that's so small, it can't be called a penis.

    reply to Whistlebait
    send this answer to a friend



    Keka wrote: I think the ass has more stretching capabilities. If they can put a fist in it, then the Chocolate Thunda can slip in like butta....

    Oh stoppp....you all have my mascara running.

    "Chocolate Thunda can slip in like butta...."

    that is too hilarious!

    reply to Cane
    send this answer to a friend



    Keka wrote: I think the ass has more stretching capabilities. If they can put a fist in it, then the Chocolate Thunda can slip in like butta....

    PMSL oh my god you are so hilarious Keka.

    reply to ehvwon
    send this answer to a friend



    It ain't me !!! YOU ALL are the ones bringing up this things!

    reply to Keka
    send this answer to a friend



    Whistlebait wrote: Ugh I had a bf like that! Except I did sleep with him. It was about 2 inches, 3 inches erect. There were times I couldn't even tell if he was in there or not, sadly. This was the only guy I ever willingly gave head to, because it was so small it never affected my gag reflex. But, I was in love with the guy, and I honestly didn't mind. Until he cheated on me and broke up with me!!! I was so pissed! When I vented to all my girlfriends about it, we came up with the name "peen" as a way to describe a penis that's so small, it can't be called a penis.

    I don't even have a gag reflex anymore, thanks to my boyfriend, and bout with bulimia that I got over by the 10th grade.


    reply to Julia
    send this answer to a friend



    Keka wrote: I think the ass has more stretching capabilities. If they can put a fist in it, then the Chocolate Thunda can slip in like butta....

    i think i've really just DIED OF LAUGHTER AHAHAHAH


    seriously. best. F*%$ing. thread. EVER

    reply to Susi
    send this answer to a friend



    time to clean it up, ladies!



    reply to Julia
    send this answer to a friend





    Alek wrote: Wow.

    See what happens when you go away for a few hours? Auntie E lets the girls run WILD.

    reply to ehvwon
    send this answer to a friend



    Alek wrote: Wow.

    I was wondering when you'd pop in.

    reply to Julia
    send this answer to a friend



    Julia wrote: I was wondering when you'd pop in.

    It takes a while to shower after work with my 37" penis.

    reply to Alek
    send this answer to a friend



    Alek wrote: It takes a while to shower after work with my 37" penis.

    RRRRRRRWWWOOOOOOAAARRRRRR!!

    reply to ehvwon
    send this answer to a friend



    Alek wrote: It takes a while to shower after work with my 37" penis.

    Especially when you use your tongue.


    reply to Sonia
    send this answer to a friend



    Julia wrote: I'd like to know what's the largest penis the Vixens have ever encountered.

    Julia. MANY years ago, I guess before I really knew what a penis looked like, I dated this Kurdish guy. He must've been one of those micro ones. I never knew when the thing was n or out. I truly don't believe it was EVER in (I was so young I guess I was embarassed to even ask) He proposed to me. He was a Kurd refugee escaping Hussein. Well, I went to mexico but then NEVER came back. I really think the Micro had to do with my desition, my "humanitarian" side truly collapsed at the sight of this thing. HOw shallow of me

    How big? Well, there was this Iranian guy. Iranians are in general very well endowed, but when I saw his penis, was like looking a horse or a donkey. I swear It was like the size from my fist to my elbow....HUGE. I was so terrified that I had to well, help him out other ways, but there was no way he was coming inside, I am sure he would've perforated my vaginal wall.

    reply to Ua
    send this answer to a friend



    Sonia wrote: Especially when you use your tongue.

    ahahahahaahh!!

    reply to ehvwon
    send this answer to a friend



    Ua wrote: Julia. MANY years ago, I guess before I really knew what a penis looked like, I dated this Kurdish guy. He must've been one of those micro ones. I never knew when the thing was n or out. I truly don't believe it was EVER in (I was so young I guess I was embarassed to even ask) He proposed to me. He was a Kurd refugee escaping Hussein. Well, I went to mexico but then NEVER came back. I really think the Micro had to do with my desition, my "humanitarian" side truly collapsed at the sight of this thing. HOw shallow of me How big? Well, there was this Iranian guy. Iranians are in general very well endowed, but when I saw his penis, was like looking a horse or a donkey. I swear It was like the size from my fist to my elbow....HUGE. I was so terrified that I had to well, help him out other ways, but there was no way he was coming inside, I am sure he would've perforated my vaginal wall.

    It's a wonder those two experiences didn't swear you off them altogether.

    reply to ehvwon
    send this answer to a friend



    ehvwon wrote: It's a wonder those two experiences didn't swear you off them altogether.

    I am too horny to give up on sex.

    But truly speaking I think the big one scared me more than the micro. I was so young when the big one happened, I was truly terrified. That was the first and only time I was in bed with that guy. I really think that thing woul've gone all the way to my esophagus

    reply to Ua
    send this answer to a friend



    ehvwon wrote: It's a wonder those two experiences didn't swear you off them altogether.

    Ha, it would take more than that to make me swear off the penis altogether.

    reply to Laura
    send this answer to a friend



    Keka wrote: I think the ass has more stretching capabilities. If they can put a fist in it, then the Chocolate Thunda can slip in like butta....

    O.M.G. Laughing SO hard.

    reply to Sherlyn
    send this answer to a friend



    Shit! Shit HA! Old Chen got small dick but full of love.

    reply to Master Hunglo
    send this answer to a friend



    Alek wrote: It takes a while to shower after work with my 37" penis.

    Lol...


    do you slap people with it?


    ...and can we have a penis thread this fun EVERY day?

    reply to Julia
    send this answer to a friend



    ehvwon wrote: It's a wonder those two experiences didn't swear you off them altogether.

    SWEET FANCY MOSES!!!!

    Did you have sex with him, Lola?


    my vajayjay is clenching up in a panic, currently.

    reply to Julia
    send this answer to a friend



    I'm amazed you ladies whip out a tape measure at these tender moments.

    My ex boyfriend, who was very very very very very blessed, was as tiny as Danny Bonaduce when he was flaccid. When aroused, he grew like one of those instant grow sponge toys you put in water.

    reply to Blondie
    send this answer to a friend



    Ua wrote: Julia. MANY years ago, I guess before I really knew what a penis looked like, I dated this Kurdish guy. He must've been one of those micro ones. I never knew when the thing was n or out. I truly don't believe it was EVER in (I was so young I guess I was embarassed to even ask) He proposed to me. He was a Kurd refugee escaping Hussein. Well, I went to mexico but then NEVER came back. I really think the Micro had to do with my desition, my "humanitarian" side truly collapsed at the sight of this thing. HOw shallow of me How big? Well, there was this Iranian guy. Iranians are in general very well endowed, but when I saw his penis, was like looking a horse or a donkey. I swear It was like the size from my fist to my elbow....HUGE. I was so terrified that I had to well, help him out other ways, but there was no way he was coming inside, I am sure he would've perforated my vaginal wall.

    im half iranian and seriously they allllll brag about it....

    i mean there are many of them out there who are....well WELL endowed but SERIOUSLY - they dont know how to do anything. its the ego inhibiting them.

    reply to Susi
    send this answer to a friend



    Blondie wrote: I'm amazed you ladies whip out a tape measure at these tender moments. My ex boyfriend, who was very very very very very blessed, was as tiny as Danny Bonaduce when he was flaccid. When aroused, he grew like one of those instant grow sponge toys you put in water.

    Nooooo, Blondie, its not actually measured with tape. One just makes sort of a mental note...and then proportionately compares.
    So its all pretty subjective.

    reply to Keka
    send this answer to a friend



    I had a one nighter way back in the day... this guy was 5 foot 6 at BEST but oh my gawd...

    I called him cockzilla.

    Perfection for me is 6 in length and roughly 50 in width.

    I kid, but I prefer thickness over length. I'm not a fan of cervix soccer.

    reply to T.M.
    send this answer to a friend



    T.M. wrote: I had a one nighter way back in the day... this guy was 5 foot 6 at BEST but oh my gawd... I called him cockzilla. Perfection for me is 6 in length and roughly 50 in width. I kid, but I prefer thickness over length. I'm not a fan of cervix soccer.

    I had a bout of that this morning. Everything was going well, then out of nowhere he hit my cervix like nobody's business. I had to inform him that the gasping noises I was making were NOT, in fact, pleasurable noises.

    reply to Julia
    send this answer to a friend



    EhvWon...how you feel about refreshing this thread tomorrow with "How big is TOO big?"

    There just might be some interesting responses.

    I suggest using TM's brilliant whip: COCKZILLA!

    reply to Keka
    send this answer to a friend



    Girth, girth, girth. Its so funny that we always think length. I dated a man with a long penis but not a lot of girth. I just got a lot of bladder infections and never a sense of fullness.

    On the flip side, I dated a man who wasn't so lengthy but had the width thing working to his advantage. And boy, that was nice.

    Also, if you're thinking anal, too big can mean too difficult.

    Erections tend to be the Great Equalizer: small penises expand a lot, large penises expand a little.

    Viva la Difference!

    reply to Beth
    send this answer to a friend





    OHhh ohoho

    Oh man. This is awesome.

    reply to Karla
    send this answer to a friend


    Give advice or add a comment: