![]() ![]() Damn. Those are gross. Give me awhile. I'll bike ride to think of some names.
reply to Maggie ![]() GreatAssets
PinacleProwess Fantabulous CougarsInTraining Richesse Eeeeee'sRewards Life'sLogistics Scraptacular (your word Eeeeee) Moneylicious GreatAdventuresses MoneyIsn't(Quite)Everything LifePrimer reply to Claire ![]() Maggie wrote: Damn. Those are gross. Give me awhile. I'll bike ride to think of some names.
Ditto that. Gimme a bit...
reply to Alek ![]() Ah, but so far you owe 2 people $50 gift certificates b/c they both came up with better names than you did.
You didn't say the names needed to be the best ;o) reply to Maggie ![]() To come up with a name of greater caliber than yours is worthy of a $100 gift certificate.
reply to Alek ![]() Thanks E.Jean!
Fat Assets (stealing a little from Claire) reply to Sugah ![]() Sugah wrote: Thanks E.Jean!
Fat Assets (stealing a little from Claire)
Phat Assets
Phat Dimes Align Phat Dollars Holler Phat not Fat. Ya wanna attract people with a healthy self-esteem, for chrisakes! Phat Chance reply to Maggie ![]() LumpYourLard
ButtBait FatFee HugeHire Extortedchunk And my favorite on your list is DearFlabby because it makes me laugh. reply to T.M. ![]() T.M. wrote: LumpYourLard
ButtBait
FatFee
HugeHire
Extortedchunk
And my favorite on your list is DearFlabby because it makes me laugh.
Yuh, but ppl who really, really need to lose weight will take a lot of these gross ones personally. And that will shrink the market.
My mom has serious body image issues and would probably cry if she saw a lot of these. (I know that's sad. Don't tell her I told you.) reply to Maggie ![]() Maggie wrote: Yuh, but ppl who really, really need to lose weight will take a lot of these gross ones personally. And that will shrink the market.
My mom has serious body image issues and would probably cry if she saw a lot of these.
(I know that's sad. Don't tell her I told you.)
While I understand that being overweight causes one to feel less than good, most overweight people I know have a sense of humor that makes me jealous. They are seriously funny people that laugh more than most.
So knowing the weighty people that I know, they'd far more appreciate a name that calls a spade a spade and caused a chuckle. For such a PC world, it sure is full of a bunch of insecure ninnies. That is in no way digging your mom's Mag - there are plenty of people with justified reasons for their insecurities... i'm just saying, I wish people would get real. If you suck down fast food 7 days a week, drink GALLONS of soda per day and "snack" on movie theater sized boxes of candy before bed... there's nothing wrong with your dang thyroid, you're just a fat, sloppy bastard that needs to stop chewing for a while. But in a more PC context... FreeYourFluff TrimmingTundra (ok not PC but just thought of it and laughed) BarteringBahemoth (I can't do PC apparently) DaredToDropIt TheBigBribe Bribezilla?? reply to T.M. ![]() I still say something with the word Phat in it. I LOVE that word.
Pretty hot and tempting ;o) reply to Maggie ![]() TubbyMcMoney and DearFlabby are great!
But how about a lighter touch like Moneyhungry? Have to stop and think og more. reply to Talisha ![]() People do most anything for money.
True story. Which makes me think of: MakingMoolah PoundForPound - or - PoundPimp - PoundPayOff - PoundItOut Just tell me when to stop. reply to T.M. ![]() T.M. wrote: People do most anything for money.
True story.
Which makes me think of:
MakingMoolah
PoundForPound - or - PoundPimp - PoundPayOff - PoundItOut
Just tell me when to stop.
Poundforpound! Now why didn't I think of that?
reply to Talisha ![]() ChewCash
ShedAssForCash Moneybags / Cashbags DropItLikeItsFat Cashspace reply to T.M. ![]() phatpimp
edit: prefer it with "f" fatpimp edit: maybe looks better with the "ph" reply to Sugah ![]() Maggie wrote: Phat Chance.
wtf? Did we not think of that until JUST now? Seriously?! Am I that outofit?
reply to Maggie ![]() It's actually kinda obvious. Once I thought of it, I was like "duh". Like you do when you stare at those crazy pictures that change from an old lady to a young girl.
reply to Maggie ![]() T.M. wrote: LardForLoot
CashFlab (instead of cash cab..eh)
StockIt
PMSL lard for loot
reply to ehvwon ![]() T.M. wrote: LardForLoot
CashFlab (instead of cash cab..eh)
StockIt
In all seriousness, I rode my bike all the way to the grocery store 2 miles away (as opposed to the one 2 blocks away) saying "Fat Friends Money Fat Friends Money" all the way there. While I was there, I kept saying it (in my head, obv.). Then got back on my bike and said it all again.
I was soooo convinced I could come up with something halfway decent. reply to Maggie ![]() Talisha wrote: Bellybusters
Chunkchange
Bellybusters is a site. It's one of my link-a-licious things.
reply to Maggie ![]() Maggie wrote: Bellybusters is a site. It's one of my link-a-licious things.
Yeah, true, my bad.
reply to Talisha ![]() ehvwon wrote: Poundcake.
hahahahahaha
That's probably a porn site. reply to T.M. ![]() HA HA HA!
Can't get much more to the point than that. Of course I like it. reply to T.M. ![]() Ya know, it might be mean, it might offend, but i'm willing to bet even the most offended will still stop by to check it out.
reply to T.M. ![]() Bigfathog DEFINITELY makes me think of Harleys.
I'm totally with AV1 on that one. reply to Maggie ![]() ShowMeThePORK.
ChunkyDunkin'. PudgeISLove. LoseToGain. ChunkOChange. PlumpMyBank. CurvyCash. Feed The Bank...Not The Waistline. DunkINDough. TubsOfTreasures. WealthyAppetites. Sheesh. One can get totally carried away with this stuff. reply to Amanda ![]() Your list is by far the best so far, Eeeee (sorry Vixxies!). I would edit one and go with FatDeposits.com. Or MyFatDeposits.com.
reply to Laura ![]() Laura wrote: Your list is by far the best so far, Eeeee (sorry Vixxies!). I would edit one and go with FatDeposits.com. Or MyFatDeposits.com.
How 'bout PhatDeposits?
ha. sry. very opinionated. reply to Maggie ![]() Moneyhungryhippos (sounds a little mean though)
Changemyweigh(t) reply to Talisha ![]() Amanda wrote: ShowMeThePORK.
ChunkyDunkin'.
PudgeISLove.
LoseToGain.
ChunkOChange.
PlumpMyBank.
CurvyCash.
Feed The Bank...Not The Waistline.
DunkINDough.
TubsOfTreasures.
WealthyAppetites.
Sheesh. One can get
totally carried away with
this stuff.
Alas, I thought of LoseToGain too, but .com and .org are taken.
Okay, now that I'm comfortably liquored-up, I can begin. I'll check their availability before I post. BribeTheBulge.com You're right, this is hard. reply to Alek ![]() Available:
bigfatmoo.net + org dumpthefrump.org bulkbank.net + org losechange.net fatsacks.net + org backfatbegone.com +org + net reply to T.M. ![]() phat sacks?
backphatbegone? bigphatmoo? (I'm very tenacious) reply to Maggie ![]() Maggie wrote: phat sacks?
backphatbegone?
bigphatmoo?
(I'm very tenacious)
Sorry but seriously, phat looks stupid.
People would get annoyed very quickly with phat this and phat that. reply to T.M. ![]() T.M. wrote: Sorry but seriously, phat looks stupid.
People would get annoyed very quickly with phat this and phat that.
Phat TM.
Phat AV1. Phat you. Phat me. I now know how to annoy you. *evil laugh* reply to Maggie ![]() Since I just got back from a 35+ mile bicycle ride....how about
PeddleYourAssOff reply to Claire ![]() Claire wrote: Since I just got back from a 35+ mile bicycle ride....how about
PeddleYourAssOff
dude, you are so much more hardcore than me...
will you teach me to be awesome? reply to Julia ![]() Payola for Pounds
Bulk Bribe I'm gonna bribe that weight right off of your ass Sell that Junk in Your Trunk Badonkadonk kickbacks Stomp that Badonkadonk reply to D ![]() it's definitely memorable...
and available... just like a good man. reply to Julia ![]() Some more ideas now that I have scubbed off the bicycle grease and have a glass of wine...
Flabgasmic LoseItandWin YourASSetsWillMakeYouRich ASSetConversion OinkExchange Flabulous RichesseDuPoids AdiposeCurrency AdiposeLoot AdiposeExCHANGE ZeroSumFlab MuffinTopForSale BTW - Eeeee while I lurve your idea, we need to be super careful not to be insulting to people who are extremely heavy. So I would caution to make sure that anything final be tested with some people who have some pounds to lose prior to going out with a name for this concept. reply to Claire ![]() I like the word pelf...
it sounds fat, but means money... reply to Julia ![]() Yes...
That one is great, and also answers my concerns I expressed in the other posting. reply to Claire ![]() God damnit, all the good ones are taken... SlimCash, BootyBank...
reply to Alek ![]() Alek wrote: God damnit, all the good ones are taken... SlimCash, BootyBank...
you aren't nearly drunk enough, my darling little muffin top. reply to Julia ![]() cell-u-lite
yellow polka dot bikini trunkjunk bribalicious fatfriends unitedweights incalorieswetrust funfatloss e-lipo svelte or slender something dietnazi reply to Sabrina ![]() excellent
dietbank blubberbuddies fat2lose yellowfatgreencash reply to Sabrina ![]() Maggie wrote: I like cell-u-lite.
What about...
Sell-u-lite (Says she, eating raspberries with lavender ice cream after a salmon dinner.) reply to Claire ![]() Flabble.com
...I can't say the word "Flabble" without giggling. reply to Alek ![]() Flabblegasted?
Jiggle your junk JellyBelly MooWho? Hamhock ChunkyMonkey FloppyFunds ArseParcel reply to T.M. ![]() Claire wrote: What about...
Sell-u-lite
(Says she, eating raspberries with lavender ice cream after a salmon dinner.)
That's what I wass thinking. Sell-u-lite
But Claire I love ArseXchange You are a genious! Maggie you came up with great ones, I love the "be gone" in backphatbegone. Loved that ArseCash Ar$eCash A$$Cash BootLoot BootyLoot FatMoolah.com ArseMoolah.com reply to Ua ![]() Ua wrote: That's what I wass thinking. Sell-u-lite
But Claire I love ArseXchange
You are a genious!
Maggie you came up with great ones, I love the "be gone" in backphatbegone. Loved that
ArseCash
Ar$eCash
A$$Cash
BootLoot
BootyLoot
FatMoolah.com
ArseMoolah.com
dood...I totally called sell-you-lite last night... lol :P
reply to Julia ![]() looting-booty
chunky-assets clinky-dink corpulent-mercenary reply to Julia ![]() Flabbergast.com is taken. Fuck. I like it as much as Flabble...
reply to Alek ![]() Alek wrote: Flabbergast.com is taken. Fuck. I like it as much as Flabble...
awww. that was a good one.
reply to Julia ![]() Alek... even Flabbergasted?
Did you try all versions? Flubbergasted, flabblegasted, flabblegassed etc, etc... reply to T.M. ![]() T.M. wrote: Alek... even Flabbergasted?
Did you try all versions? Flubbergasted, flabblegasted, flabblegassed etc, etc...
oh lol.
reply to Julia ![]() ArseCoinection
OinkAssets FlabulousFriends Sellin'OffTheBacon OinkEnergyStocks OinkSellOff CashForFlabAssets OinkFinancing FlabulessFinances reply to Claire ![]() T.M. wrote: Alek... even Flabbergasted?
Did you try all versions? Flubbergasted, flabblegasted, flabblegassed etc, etc...
Even Flabbergasted. It's one of those lame-o companies that buy random domain names and pump them full of adverts in hopes it will pop up in a Google search.
Funny derivatives, and each are available, but somehow they aren't as amusing to me. Even Flabio.com is taken. Bullcrap. reply to Alek ![]() Alek wrote: FLABSTINENCE.com
It's actually available.
lol...
that might work, but it doesn't make me think of money... makes me think of a community fat bible-thumpers wearing True Love Waits rings... this is a mental image I cannot escape from.....arrrrrrgh! reply to Julia ![]() Alek wrote: FLABSTINENCE.com
It's actually available.
LOVE IT!
Although it sounds more like an anti farting site.... reply to T.M. ![]() Julia wrote: lol...
that might work, but it doesn't make me think of money...
makes me think of a community fat bible-thumpers wearing True Love Waits rings...
this is a mental image I cannot escape from.....arrrrrrgh!
I'm just ripping out words that sound funny with "flab" attached to 'em. Don't mind me.
reply to Alek ![]() Alek wrote: I'm just ripping out words that sound funny with "flab" attached to 'em. Don't mind me.
lol I know. I'm just having an imaginative Monday, man. Keep the cogs turning!
reply to Julia ![]() Julia wrote: lol I know. I'm just having an imaginative Monday, man. Keep the cogs turning!
Today is a Civic Holiday here so I'm sitting at home wishing I were at work.
reply to Alek ![]() Did someone say Flabulous already?
I'm having trouble keeping track. Flaboyant Flabtastic Flabbertunistic I'm running out of steam. Need more coffee. reply to T.M. ![]() Alek wrote: Today is a Civic Holiday here so I'm sitting at home wishing I were at work.
I'm sitting here, wishing that a magical dog-like luck dragon would take me away to fantasia, so I wouldn't have to eat tuna AGAIN
![]() and I really want to go fishing, like NAO! reply to Julia ![]() T.M. wrote: Did someone say Flabulous already?
I'm having trouble keeping track.
Flaboyant
Flabtastic
Flabbertunistic
I'm running out of steam. Need more coffee.
Yeah, Flabulous was mentioned. Claire I think. Flabtacular is taken. Another parked domain.
Flabtacular.com Flabilicous.com Flabular.com All three are available. FLABULAR sounds funny. reply to Alek ![]() Julia wrote: I'm sitting here, wishing that a magical dog-like luck dragon would take me away to fantasia, so I wouldn't have to eat tuna AGAIN
![]() SAUCE PLZ
reply to Alek ![]() Alek wrote: SAUCE PLZ
why you want the sauce?? it not prons.
![]() reply to Julia ![]() Well, it sure looks like Atreyu is doing something to Falkor.
reply to Alek ![]() Alek wrote: Well, it sure looks like Atreyu is doing something to Falkor.
oh tee hee.... oh would you scrrrrratch....behind my right ear
oh baby I cant quite ohhhh reach it (and that's Atreyu) reply to Julia ![]() Julia wrote: oh tee hee.... oh would you scrrrrratch....behind my right ear
oh baby
I
cant
quite
ohhhh
reach it
(and that's Atreyu)
Is it Atreyu? I haven't seen the movie in about 12 years.
Oh, right. Bastian had shorter hair. My bad. KERFLABBLE.com is available, but does it sound too much like a sumo wrestling website? reply to Alek ![]() Alek wrote: Is it Atreyu? I haven't seen the movie in about 12 years.
Oh, right. Bastian had shorter hair. My bad.
KERFLABBLE.com is available, but does it sound too much like a sumo wrestling website?
it's okay.
You're still a darling little muffin top... (kerflabble makes me think of something donald duck would say) reply to Julia ![]() Alek wrote: Is it Atreyu? I haven't seen the movie in about 12 years.
Oh, right. Bastian had shorter hair. My bad.
KERFLABBLE.com is available, but does it sound too much like a sumo wrestling website?
Sounds like dog food.
reply to T.M. ![]() T.M. wrote: Sounds like dog food.
HAH! Donald Duck's Dog Food Co.
FLABBET.com? reply to Alek ![]() Alek wrote: HAH! Donald Duck's Dog Food Co.
FLABBET.com?
and NOWWWWW PRESENTING THE CUTEST CHUBBIEST CHORUS LINE AROUND!!!
THE FLABETTES!!!! I'm sooooo sorry. it just wont stop. The IMAGES!!!! AAAAAGH reply to Julia ![]() Flabber bond
Nah, sounds like denture adhesive Flabble Shares I'm trying to work Cash Cow in with Flabble and i'm drawing a blank. reply to T.M. ![]() me neither
removethemumu simpledimple (away) corkthepork porkbellyxchange reply to Sabrina ![]() Claire wrote: ArseCoinection
OinkAssets
FlabulousFriends
Sellin'OffTheBacon
OinkEnergyStocks
OinkSellOff
CashForFlabAssets
OinkFinancing
FlabulessFinances
I still vote for your ArseXchange
reply to Ua ![]() reasonstobethin
savedbythebribe caloriefinance dietopoly (monopoly) #cake - lb.cake - love pound cake can you say it different? angelcake goodbythighs thighsgoodbuys kilogram something bottomdollar betyourbottomdollar - I like bottoms in the name! classier than arse reply to Sabrina ![]() Sabrina wrote: reasonstobethin
savedbythebribe
caloriefinance
dietopoly (monopoly)
#cake -
lb.cake - love pound cake can you say it different?
angelcake
goodbythighs
thighsgoodbuys
kilogram something
bottomdollar
betyourbottomdollar - I like bottoms in the name!
classier than arse
goodbyethighs?
goodbuythighs? reply to Maggie ![]() Maggie wrote: goodbyethighs?
goodbuythighs?
i looove think tanks!
bottomsup betyourbuttocks reply to Sabrina ![]() betyourbottom.com sounds good...
and iiiiiiiiiiiiiiis TAKEN??? WTF reply to Julia ![]() Julia wrote: betyourbottom.com sounds good...
and iiiiiiiiiiiiiiis
TAKEN??? WTF
I don't think betyourbottomdollar is, but may be too long
glazedDOUGHnuts reply to Sabrina ![]() Sabrina wrote: i looove think tanks!
bottomsup
betyourbuttocks
both of those sound soooo kinky.
and completely crack me up. reply to Maggie ![]() betyourass
oh boy....a piggy bank think tank! lalalalalalala! reply to Julia ![]() bottom bargain?
piggy swap? the pudge peddler the liponator reply to Julia ![]() Maggie wrote: both of those sound soooo kinky.
and completely crack me up.
We need to watch too kinky though. I nixed some of my more creative ideas for that reason. Didn't want to come up with all the porn sites and have guys wanting to buy our flab to enhance their assets.
reply to Claire ![]() FlabulousSellOff
BribeMeFlabuless! DivineDerriere$ DerriereDollars reply to Claire ![]() dietgame
bottomgame piggypay playpiggie piggiesbank yourbottomdollar reply to Sabrina ![]() Sabrina wrote: dietgame
bottomgame
piggypay
playpiggie
piggiesbank
yourbottomdollar
DAMN! SLRN, I had no IDEA you were this creative!
reply to Maggie ![]() Claire wrote: We need to watch too kinky though. I nixed some of my more creative ideas for that reason. Didn't want to come up with all the porn sites and have guys wanting to buy our flab to enhance their assets.
lol....
buying flabbb!!!! ha! I love you! you brighten up my day.... reminds me of fight club where they were stealing fat from a lipo clinic, and making soap out of it... then selling it back to the rich ladies that got lipo reply to Julia ![]() Maggie wrote: DAMN! SLRN, I had no IDEA you were this creative!
I don't know where it is coming from, walk away from the computer and ZAP another thought in my wee head....
reply to Sabrina ![]() The Fat Collective, JiggleJackpot, Club GutChing, The Trim Treasurey.
reply to Bonnie ![]() Flabulous (or FlabYouLess, or FlabULess, or some variation)
Run for Your Money Cash In Your Chips Hard(body) Cash Money to Burn (Fat) Your Weight In Gold Worth Your Weight Dollars for Pounds Donuts to Dollars Bottom/Dollar (or Bet Your Bottom/Dollar) ...still marinating in the creative juices... I'll be back. reply to Maddie Mae ![]() Diet Riot
Weight Bait Bargaining Chips Hard Body/Bargain Thighs on the Prize Size on the Prize Feed the Greed Bet Your Ass Bet Your Butt ....there may be more coming... It's on the backburner. reply to Maddie Mae ![]() moo-moo-moolah
weatheringthighs (get it? Wuthering Heights?) and my new fave: fatzilla.com reply to Sugah ![]() I know I'm late (haven't been on-line for a couple of days due to vacay) and the winners have already been chosen, but this just came to mind:
Alex's Flabble is genius, but it's taken, so to add something to it, I love coining new terms, and I don't think this one is taken: bribe+diet = briet So something like FlabbleBriet.com? OR: BrietBuddy/ BrietBuddies reply to Iva ![]() WoesAdipose.com
LeanMachine.com DecreaseObese.com WeightLossR us.com FatFork.com PorkButLoss.com PorkBut.com FitNotFat.com FlubberAway.com FatAway.com FatBgone.com TheBadBulge.com FateWeight.com SafeWeight.com MassBgone.com MoneyWeight.com FatMoneyBelt.com FitFatDollar.com FatDollar.com That is all I have for now, Will think of more . NB: used upper and lower case to make it easier to distinguish. reply to T. ![]() flabuloss
fabuloss flabyoulose barebribe friendfix bribetobe bodybribe bodstobribe theguiltgift gluttongift bodytobe saddlebagsin bribablebelly bribablebods reply to Sabrina ![]() Fine-nances
Get? Like finances? But like "hey girl you lookin fine." I really need to stop... reply to MJ ![]() Pay it Fatward -- PayitFatward.com (available)
Pay it Foodward -- Payitfoodward.com (available) Food Bankz -- FoodBankz.com (available) Big Buckz -- BigBuckz.net (available) Loosing for Dollars -- loosingfordollars.com (available) Pounder Bux -- pounderbux.com (available) Big Pounder Bux -- bigpounderbux.com (available) Monee Hungree -- moneehungree.com (available) Bribe Works -- bribeworks.com (available) Pay Me to Loose -- paymetoloose.com (available) reply to Linda ![]() less bum more buck
flab five great weight debate great weight negate honey or money ab flab(like ab fab?!) dollar per pound green for groan pound or dollar load off the spare tire wire reply to Lynne ![]() oh, though of another...
F.A.T.T. (Fatt.com) Friends against thick thighs reply to Lynne ![]() man you'd get railed with that one though, probably not!!
reply to Lynne ![]() I love "TheFatDeposit" outstanding right to the point! : )
reply to Jeannie ![]() SkinnyMoneyHunny.com
Short, insanely catchy, and it covers all three: weight loss, finances, and friendship. My five-year-old likes it, so that goes for something (though she's probably all about the faux-rhyming thing that makes it fun to say). reply to Tumerica ![]() E. Jean, is it too late to throw a couple of names in the ring?
How about: ThePudgeReport DietingForDollars reply to Helena ![]() E. Jean,
I LOVE DearFlabby & TheFatDeposit. Here's one for you, I think it rocks (and it's available!) - BetYourBottom.org or .net reply to John ![]() Oh ho ho...here's another one AVAILABLE!
ThePiggy-Bank.com That just might be a two hundred dollar gift card. reply to John ![]() PorkBarrel
Rolling in the Dough C-notes for Cellulite TrumpYourFrump Spousing Bubble (I have no idea, just funny) and the simple, to the point: "Stop eating and I'll throw you some cash." reply to Janie ![]() Okay,
All the submitted names are killing me! There are some gems. I can hardly type. How about some more: FatRewards TheFeedbag PudgeLoot TheFatPayoff SweetSaddlebags BellyBribes PigLure PigInAPerk PortlyPerks FatFix TheHeftyTempter RolyPolyRewards reply to Jeremy ![]() Some great names indeed! And more...
ChunkForChange.com ChunkForCharity.com BeefyBucks.net reply to John ![]() Forgive me if I repeat:
Phat and Phabulous Secrets and Thighs Zaftig Zillions House O' Fatties Girth of a Nation reply to Adrianne ![]() Julia wrote:
![]() Did you know there's such a thing as 'Gonzo Porn' and it's hugely popular? Yeah, I found that out after an innocent search gone wrong...so very wrong.
reply to L ![]() I just heard about that yesterday! Uh, yeah, me too...just an innocent search gone wrong.
reply to John ![]() ChunkChange
PhatSwap Uugh, gotta go ... I'll keep thinking! reply to Sally G. ![]() Lose to Save
Dough Go Shrink'n'Grow Calor-riches Shrinking for Dollars Health for Wealth reply to Sally G. ![]() Fat Cash
Worth Your Weight Profit Margins Meal Ticket reply to Sally G. ![]() I am oh so late so forgive if I repeat...
Phat4cash Flab4ducketts Pounds2cash trim your arse phatten your wallet pimp yur phat or pimp your phat trim arse ducketts swap your buckets for ducketts bank your cheese pack or sack your dough pander your cheese meat pander reply to Laura ![]() amplechange
voluptuouscoin Phatchance phatchange bootybribe (did we see this one already?) buxombribe (") bigbootystockexchange reply to Laura ![]() Pounds to Profit
Friends don't let friends stay fat Flab to Riches Slim and the gang Note to self: work out. reply to L ![]() buybyeblubber
buybyethepound portlyfolio thestockymarket asscash tipsfortubby waistedopportunity thebaremarket reply to Charlie ![]() OMG this looks like fun. I don't care if E. Jean still needs domain names or not, I'm still going to suggest some.
PocketFat BlubberBriber moreDOUGHforlessDOUGH moreDOUGHforless Fat Pocket Fat Wallet<~~~~This is it. This will occupy my mind forever. Thank you. reply to Karla ![]() Fun venture! I've got:
WinSomeLoseBum De-Whaled TrumpDaRump Pa$$-the-Luck Will 'em ShakesRear Irene reply to Irene ![]() Hi E.Jean...
Which name won? Inquiring cyber minds wanna know. :o) reply to Linda ![]() AssVault? This one sounds like a really bad porno about bankers.
My input: ChunkyChange reply to Bad Beth And Beyond ![]() Oh and- I'm chunky. I'm not offended by any of the names-I've been called one of them at some point in life. I'm not happy being a chunk, but it's me who has to lose. Now- if someone were to dangle a Prada handbag, sunglasses and $500 in front of me, I'd stop drinking Coke.
reply to Bad Beth And Beyond ![]() Rump-o-rama
I'm 4 teenagers and an ex-abusive husband fat and I just don't think money would do it for me. I know my job hunt would go better if I was more of a thin, saucy fashionista, and that's a constant reward, every pay day. I think it would have to be more like the fear of being naked in front of the world. I'm thinking The Biggest Loser meets Fear Factor... so maybe consequences should be added to the mix. reply to Kari ![]() Did anyone come up with these...
Paper Thin Lean Green Machine Fat Cats Healthy & Wealthy Pounds for Pounds (that's for the UK version) Thin To Win reply to Briana ![]() chunkychange
queensizecash elephantinerewards rotundrewards reply to Erica ![]() Sounds like this is already done with? But :
silverspoonful friendlyfork putdownthefork buy-ulite thunderbuys slimshady the pancake stakes reply to ilse ![]() Hi all,
New and probably too late to 'weigh' in, but here goes... Bonnie's JiggleJackpot is to giggle; Rose, you got sumpin' with Sag or Swag, and Charlie, portlyfolio is super! My thinkbot produced these: Weigh to Cashout SlushieFund Weight2Rebate size2prize smirks2perks booty2boodle rolledtogold Time is Munchy I'll keep thinking .... thanks, all- TJ reply to TJ ![]() Dear E. Jean,
Are you planning to ix-nae the parts about friends in the title? Is losing weight the most important part of the site? Maybe something all inclusive that can apply to all three of the things you mention and draw in more people than those simply looking to lose weight? Here are some of both types for your consideration. RichFatFriends or FatRichFriends ButtChange ButtChunk UseItAndLoseIt or UseItOrLoseIt GetTheSkinny or TheSkinny FatChance HighOnTheHog ChattyFatty2x4 ChunkOMoney FriendshipChangeAndEverything HunkOLove MoneyHoneyAndSpice TheZippers or ZIPPERS Cheers! Shelly reply to Shelly ![]() Methinks Ms E.Jean is a genius. Tee Hee!
Wish I had more time to spend on this site! reply to Tina ![]() I might be a little late but what the hell
bosombottoms cashyourchips HighOffTheHog wageyourweight rollyourdough reply to Alex ![]() BribePal$2LosePound$.com
BribeAPal2LosePound$.com BribePal$ToLosePound$.com reply to Dorothy ![]() Well, just BALLS!
How comes I didn't happen upon THIS thread a mite sooner? What FUN you peeps have been having - and such a torrent of creativity that's been uncorked! Hats off and big ups to ALL. Tossing a few at ya, some fresh, some just tweaks on previous pitches... Apologies if some overlap. Ready? Go: MoneyBags4SaddleBags LoseThePiggyKeepTheBank NoPiggyAllBank AllCashNoCow BlubbaPaLoseA Cash4Corpulence CurbYourCorpulence4Cash Love2BuyYourChub Love2BuyYourBlub LetMeBuyYourBlubbage Paid2Lose MoneyLovinChubScrubbers LoseFatEarnCash ChunkChange ProfitablePoundage PennyForYourPudge FatThighsGoodBuys TheRichAndTheFatless BadonkaBank AbsolutelyFlabULess Cash4Flabble LessAssMoreCash AllTheCashHalfTheAss reply to cindy ![]() cindy wrote: Well, just BALLS!
How comes I didn't happen upon THIS thread a mite sooner? What FUN you peeps have been having - and such a torrent of creativity that's been uncorked! Hats off and big ups to ALL.
Tossing a few at ya, some fresh, some just tweaks on previous pitches... Apologies if some overlap. Ready? Go:
MoneyBags4SaddleBags
LoseThePiggyKeepTheBank
NoPiggyAllBank
AllCashNoCow
BlubbaPaLoseA
Cash4Corpulence
CurbYourCorpulence4Cash
Love2BuyYourChub
Love2BuyYourBlub
LetMeBuyYourBlubbage
Paid2Lose
MoneyLovinChubScrubbers
LoseFatEarnCash
ChunkChange
ProfitablePoundage
PennyForYourPudge
FatThighsGoodBuys
TheRichAndTheFatless
BadonkaBank
AbsolutelyFlabULess
Cash4Flabble
LessAssMoreCash
AllTheCashHalfTheAss
cash4life
reply to jessica ![]() Talisha wrote: Moneyhungryhippos (sounds a little mean though)
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Talisha, MoneyHungryHippos is HILARIOUS!
It sums up the concept AND exploits 80's nostalgia. reply to Vicky ![]() CashforCalories,
401Kalories, GiftsforGluttons, BribesforBingers, MarchYourFatAssForDimes, LoseitforLove, BFF- BestFriendsforFat, or Flubber, PoundsforPals, Stopblockin'mySun, Hun, ok, still thinking... reply to Jessica ![]() Weight4theMoney.com
GetLean4theGreen.com DietHard-WinBig.com DollarsNotDonuts.com LoseLargeWinBig.com reply to Phoenix ![]() Hey E!
Glad to have something to brainstorm about on my commute to work! Here we go: WalletWeight TheRichestLoser $kinnyBribe$ LessButt4YourBuck Pay-a-Plumpy FatChange AND my personal favorite: BribeBigBuddies :) reply to Ashley ![]() Jessica wrote: CashforCalories,
401Kalories,
GiftsforGluttons,
BribesforBingers,
MarchYourFatAssForDimes,
LoseitforLove,
BFF- BestFriendsforFat, or Flubber,
PoundsforPals,
Stopblockin'mySun, Hun,
ok, still thinking...
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reply to Jessica ![]() Now you have to let all of us know who won!
My god this was fun! reply to Phoenix ![]() Cash For Your Junk
The Bustarella Diet, Bustarella Body Bot, Bustarella Butt...I'm moving on... Booty Bank Booty Change Ching-a-ling-ling B.Franklin Meet B.Booty Bite the Buck in the Butt The Cash Fast. Mo' Money Mo' Fit Treasure Your Rear Pawn that Bun The Dosh Diet Health Equities Asset for Asset The Green Slim Down Dough for Dough Dough Cranker Pushin for No Cushin Cash Cow Some don't make sense but this was entertaining! reply to Theodora ![]() Weight loss you can bank on.
Penny for your thighs Money Munch Flesh for sale and just in time for the holidays.... Holly jolly jiggle reply to Lacy ![]() Phatvirgins
fatvirgins 'See them take it off for the first time" reply to A ![]() 100% Dear Flabby.
Unless there's some sort of copyright infringement there... reply to Katie ![]() I've been mulling this one over, debating whether to put it out there...
In the South, there's a saying for bribing someone... it's called "greasing".... So, with that... "GreasingThePig". Now, how many people did I offend?? reply to Brandi ![]() Ahh, another... poundsforpounds.com (no, I'm not in England but...it's catchy!)
reply to Brandi ![]() FatAssets. That's the best.
I also liked ChunkChange, I think that was Sweta's. :) reply to Sarah;) ![]() A wrote: Phatvirgins
fatvirgins
'See them take it off for the first time"
hahahahahahah!!
reply to Karla ![]() We could call it "The Six Axe Handle Wide Butt Fat Wagon" because afterall, we're all in this together... keeps bailing boys and girls..put down that drumstick this instant!!!!
reply to Ann-Laura ![]() or ..here's a thought..lock yourself into a padded cell with a black and white tv and a transistor radio
and have some someone slide a salad under the door once or twice a day... I am sorry , but this is in your best interest.. .now you . .go to your room . ..and take your celery sticks with you... reply to Ann-Laura ![]() I would like to add:
ForkOverYourFat BFF - (a twist on Best Friends Forever - Bucks for Fat) WinTheSkinny JackPotBelly (!!!) BudBucks4Blub GetGaunt4Gold Pounds4PudgyPals Bucks4BigBuds (or Butts) BigBucks4BlubberyBuds YouLoseYouShmooze (um...) TheDietDealer ChubChange (XChange) BillsOverYourHammy (Denny's shout-out) TheFriendlyFatAuction Ok Ok... My faves from the group thus far that may or may not be taken: DearFlabby (Superb!!!! although does not make me think $$) FatAssetts ChunkChange Poundcake Flabulous Flabble youbetyoursweetass worthyourweight PlumpPersuasion hamhock Cash4Cush (i think they said cashforcush) BetYourButtocks ThePudgePeddler PoundsforProfit (i'd go with 4 again here) PawnYerPudge PoundforPound (again, maybe 4, it's more clear to the eye) MoneyMunch SaddlebagsForCash (4) BlubberBucks TheHeftyTempter TrumpDaRump Shrink'n'Grow FatAssCashBash reply to Jess ![]() also.....oh, it could go on and on and on.....
FatPockets reply to Jess ![]() FriendsDoughFoYoCookieDough
........ ok i'm done...............or am i......mwa ha ha................. reply to Jess ![]() thanks! it's available.......... oh yeah you had fat pocket too! fatpocket is reserved and fatpockets is some porn site...
hard to get friends AND fat AND bribe AND money all together in a nifty little package............... reply to Jess ![]() If I'm not mistaken, the site was just launched as Flaab.com.
reply to Maddie Mae ![]() Ahem...
Madame E Jean, What about BaitWeight or Payoff Pounds or Cash for Mass I'll keep working on it... reply to Mike ![]() The Thin Mint
Pound of Flesh Imporium Your Weight in Gold Big Fat Payoff reply to Samantha ![]() bigfatcheck
fatcheck cheekcheck fatcheekcheck check4fatcheeks dare ya to say, "checkfatcheeks" three time fast! reply to RockinGoldenGirl ![]() Glutonessguys
Fattydudes Fatdudesfatwallets Tankassmillionaries Saddlebagbuckaroos reply to Trevor ![]() sorry hun but those names suck, mmm
you have to make them think in a healty way to make them lose weight, like "i know that i´m so sexy in big size but pocket its the future", how about... minisizeme.com shapemeup!.com mmm now that i think about it these kinda suk too reply to camila ![]() I like Ask Flabby and The Pudge. You could do like Perez Hilton does and have one website that links to his other sites.
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