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Dudes, for a website about weight loss, friends, and money (I can't give you the details yet) which name do you like best? Or can you come up with a better one. I'll give you a $50 gift certificate to Amazon if you can top one of these......
Ok. Remember: Weight Loss, Friends, Money
And for men and women:

EDIT: Think along the lines of BRIBING friends to lose weight.

Humongo

Gaunto

ThePudge

FatBank

TheFatDeposit

Hugly

FatAssets

TubbyMcMoney

MyAssIsMoney

DearFlabby

AssVault

Oink-Oink

FatScratch

Bribo



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    Damn. Those are gross. Give me awhile. I'll bike ride to think of some names.

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    GreatAssets
    PinacleProwess
    Fantabulous
    CougarsInTraining
    Richesse
    Eeeeee'sRewards
    Life'sLogistics
    Scraptacular (your word Eeeeee)
    Moneylicious
    GreatAdventuresses
    MoneyIsn't(Quite)Everything
    LifePrimer

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    Fat-o-Rama

    My Ass is Huge

    Where's the ice cream?


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    Maggie wrote: Damn. Those are gross. Give me awhile. I'll bike ride to think of some names.

    Ditto that. Gimme a bit...

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    Ah, but so far you owe 2 people $50 gift certificates b/c they both came up with better names than you did.

    You didn't say the names needed to be the best ;o)

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    To come up with a name of greater caliber than yours is worthy of a $100 gift certificate.

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    Thanks E.Jean!

    Fat Assets (stealing a little from Claire)

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    WHAT?!

    You're all Wetty, Betty!

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    Sugah wrote: Thanks E.Jean! Fat Assets (stealing a little from Claire)

    Phat Assets

    Phat Dimes Align

    Phat Dollars Holler

    Phat not Fat. Ya wanna attract people with a healthy self-esteem, for chrisakes!

    Phat Chance

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    LumpYourLard

    ButtBait

    FatFee

    HugeHire

    Extortedchunk

    And my favorite on your list is DearFlabby because it makes me laugh.

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    T.M. wrote: LumpYourLard ButtBait FatFee HugeHire Extortedchunk And my favorite on your list is DearFlabby because it makes me laugh.

    Yuh, but ppl who really, really need to lose weight will take a lot of these gross ones personally. And that will shrink the market.

    My mom has serious body image issues and would probably cry if she saw a lot of these.

    (I know that's sad. Don't tell her I told you.)

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    Maggie wrote: Yuh, but ppl who really, really need to lose weight will take a lot of these gross ones personally. And that will shrink the market. My mom has serious body image issues and would probably cry if she saw a lot of these. (I know that's sad. Don't tell her I told you.)

    While I understand that being overweight causes one to feel less than good, most overweight people I know have a sense of humor that makes me jealous. They are seriously funny people that laugh more than most.

    So knowing the weighty people that I know, they'd far more appreciate a name that calls a spade a spade and caused a chuckle.

    For such a PC world, it sure is full of a bunch of insecure ninnies.

    That is in no way digging your mom's Mag - there are plenty of people with justified reasons for their insecurities... i'm just saying, I wish people would get real.

    If you suck down fast food 7 days a week, drink GALLONS of soda per day and "snack" on movie theater sized boxes of candy before bed... there's nothing wrong with your dang thyroid, you're just a fat, sloppy bastard that needs to stop chewing for a while.

    But in a more PC context...

    FreeYourFluff

    TrimmingTundra (ok not PC but just thought of it and laughed)

    BarteringBahemoth (I can't do PC apparently)

    DaredToDropIt

    TheBigBribe

    Bribezilla??


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    Cashcow

    BulgeBequested

    DerriereDough


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    I still say something with the word Phat in it. I LOVE that word.

    Pretty hot and tempting ;o)

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    Sunuvvabitch.

    Ca$hCow

    Use an alternate.

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    TubbyMcMoney and DearFlabby are great!
    But how about a lighter touch like Moneyhungry?
    Have to stop and think og more.

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    Damn! I'll keep thinking, hold on

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    People do most anything for money.

    True story.

    Which makes me think of:

    MakingMoolah

    PoundForPound - or - PoundPimp - PoundPayOff - PoundItOut

    Just tell me when to stop.





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    T.M. wrote: People do most anything for money. True story. Which makes me think of: MakingMoolah PoundForPound - or - PoundPimp - PoundPayOff - PoundItOut Just tell me when to stop.

    Poundforpound! Now why didn't I think of that?

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    ChewCash

    ShedAssForCash

    Moneybags / Cashbags

    DropItLikeItsFat

    Cashspace





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    phatpimp

    edit: prefer it with "f" fatpimp

    edit: maybe looks better with the "ph"

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    Maggie wrote: Phat Chance.

    wtf? Did we not think of that until JUST now? Seriously?! Am I that outofit?

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    It's actually kinda obvious. Once I thought of it, I was like "duh". Like you do when you stare at those crazy pictures that change from an old lady to a young girl.

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    LardForLoot

    CashFlab (instead of cash cab..eh)

    StockIt




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    T.M. wrote: LardForLoot CashFlab (instead of cash cab..eh) StockIt

    PMSL lard for loot

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    T.M. wrote: LardForLoot CashFlab (instead of cash cab..eh) StockIt

    In all seriousness, I rode my bike all the way to the grocery store 2 miles away (as opposed to the one 2 blocks away) saying "Fat Friends Money Fat Friends Money" all the way there. While I was there, I kept saying it (in my head, obv.). Then got back on my bike and said it all again.

    I was soooo convinced I could come up with something halfway decent.

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    Talisha wrote: Bellybusters Chunkchange

    Bellybusters is a site. It's one of my link-a-licious things.

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    Maggie wrote: Bellybusters is a site. It's one of my link-a-licious things.

    Yeah, true, my bad.

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    ehvwon wrote: Poundcake.

    hahahahahaha

    That's probably a porn site.

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    HA HA HA!

    Can't get much more to the point than that. Of course I like it.

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    It makes me think of Harleys.

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    Ya know, it might be mean, it might offend, but i'm willing to bet even the most offended will still stop by to check it out.


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    Bigfathog DEFINITELY makes me think of Harleys.

    I'm totally with AV1 on that one.

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    Blubberific

    Cream Puff

    Sugarhips

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    Cash The Fat [in] ?

    Dared To Diet


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    ShowMeThePORK.

    ChunkyDunkin'.

    PudgeISLove.

    LoseToGain.

    ChunkOChange.

    PlumpMyBank.

    CurvyCash.

    Feed The Bank...Not The Waistline.

    DunkINDough.

    TubsOfTreasures.

    WealthyAppetites.

    Sheesh. One can get
    totally carried away with
    this stuff.

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    FatTastic.com

    LosingLotto.com

    GottaLottoLose.com

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    Your list is by far the best so far, Eeeee (sorry Vixxies!). I would edit one and go with FatDeposits.com. Or MyFatDeposits.com.


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    Laura wrote: Your list is by far the best so far, Eeeee (sorry Vixxies!). I would edit one and go with FatDeposits.com. Or MyFatDeposits.com.

    How 'bout PhatDeposits?

    ha. sry. very opinionated.

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    Moneyhungryhippos (sounds a little mean though)
    Changemyweigh(t)

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    Amanda wrote: ShowMeThePORK. ChunkyDunkin'. PudgeISLove. LoseToGain. ChunkOChange. PlumpMyBank. CurvyCash. Feed The Bank...Not The Waistline. DunkINDough. TubsOfTreasures. WealthyAppetites. Sheesh. One can get totally carried away with this stuff.

    Alas, I thought of LoseToGain too, but .com and .org are taken.

    Okay, now that I'm comfortably liquored-up, I can begin. I'll check their availability before I post.

    BribeTheBulge.com

    You're right, this is hard.

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    Available:

    bigfatmoo.net + org

    dumpthefrump.org

    bulkbank.net + org

    losechange.net

    fatsacks.net + org

    backfatbegone.com +org + net




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    phat sacks?

    backphatbegone?

    bigphatmoo?

    (I'm very tenacious)

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    Maggie wrote: phat sacks? backphatbegone? bigphatmoo? (I'm very tenacious)

    Sorry but seriously, phat looks stupid.

    People would get annoyed very quickly with phat this and phat that.

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    T.M. wrote: Sorry but seriously, phat looks stupid. People would get annoyed very quickly with phat this and phat that.

    Phat TM.

    Phat AV1.

    Phat you.

    Phat me.

    I now know how to annoy you. *evil laugh*

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    Since I just got back from a 35+ mile bicycle ride....how about

    PeddleYourAssOff

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    Claire wrote: Since I just got back from a 35+ mile bicycle ride....how about PeddleYourAssOff

    dude, you are so much more hardcore than me...

    will you teach me to be awesome?

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    D
    Payola for Pounds

    Bulk Bribe

    I'm gonna bribe that weight right off of your ass

    Sell that Junk in Your Trunk

    Badonkadonk kickbacks

    Stomp that Badonkadonk

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    it's definitely memorable...


    and available...


    just like a good man.

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    Some more ideas now that I have scubbed off the bicycle grease and have a glass of wine...

    Flabgasmic
    LoseItandWin
    YourASSetsWillMakeYouRich
    ASSetConversion
    OinkExchange
    Flabulous
    RichesseDuPoids
    AdiposeCurrency
    AdiposeLoot
    AdiposeExCHANGE
    ZeroSumFlab
    MuffinTopForSale

    BTW - Eeeee while I lurve your idea, we need to be super careful not to be insulting to people who are extremely heavy. So I would caution to make sure that anything final be tested with some people who have some pounds to lose prior to going out with a name for this concept.

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    I like the word pelf...

    it sounds fat, but means money...

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    Yes...

    That one is great, and also answers my concerns I expressed in the other posting.

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    God damnit, all the good ones are taken... SlimCash, BootyBank...

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    Alek wrote: God damnit, all the good ones are taken... SlimCash, BootyBank...




    you aren't nearly drunk enough, my darling little muffin top.

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    cell-u-lite
    yellow polka dot bikini
    trunkjunk
    bribalicious
    fatfriends
    unitedweights
    incalorieswetrust
    funfatloss
    e-lipo
    svelte or slender something
    dietnazi



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    like your Vase-line dear E. Jean!

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    excellent

    dietbank
    blubberbuddies
    fat2lose
    yellowfatgreencash

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    D








    bummbets
    dietbonds
    betyourbooty
    betyourfatarse


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    Maggie wrote: I like cell-u-lite.

    What about...
    Sell-u-lite

    (Says she, eating raspberries with lavender ice cream after a salmon dinner.)

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    Flabble.com

    ...I can't say the word "Flabble" without giggling.

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    Too bad the .com is taken. Flabbler.com isn't, though.

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    Flab-u-less?

    (I LOVE flabble)

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    Flabblegasted?

    Jiggle your junk

    JellyBelly

    MooWho?

    Hamhock

    ChunkyMonkey

    FloppyFunds

    ArseParcel

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    NoGutsNoGlory

    BabyGotPayBack





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    Claire wrote: What about... Sell-u-lite (Says she, eating raspberries with lavender ice cream after a salmon dinner.)

    That's what I wass thinking. Sell-u-lite

    But Claire I love ArseXchange

    You are a genious!

    Maggie you came up with great ones, I love the "be gone" in backphatbegone. Loved that


    ArseCash
    Ar$eCash
    A$$Cash
    BootLoot
    BootyLoot

    FatMoolah.com
    ArseMoolah.com

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    Ua wrote: That's what I wass thinking. Sell-u-lite But Claire I love ArseXchange You are a genious! Maggie you came up with great ones, I love the "be gone" in backphatbegone. Loved that ArseCash Ar$eCash A$$Cash BootLoot BootyLoot FatMoolah.com ArseMoolah.com

    dood...I totally called sell-you-lite last night... lol :P

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    My take:

    PlumpPersuasion

    (ain't it sexy?)

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    looting-booty


    chunky-assets

    clinky-dink

    corpulent-mercenary


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    sorry
    I just love the word corpulent

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    Flabbergast.com is taken. Fuck. I like it as much as Flabble...

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    Alek wrote: Flabbergast.com is taken. Fuck. I like it as much as Flabble...

    awww. that was a good one.

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    CushionSwing (from your back to your bank)

    or

    Butt2Bank

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    Alek... even Flabbergasted?

    Did you try all versions? Flubbergasted, flabblegasted, flabblegassed etc, etc...

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    T.M. wrote: Alek... even Flabbergasted? Did you try all versions? Flubbergasted, flabblegasted, flabblegassed etc, etc...

    oh lol.

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    ArseCoinection
    OinkAssets
    FlabulousFriends
    Sellin'OffTheBacon
    OinkEnergyStocks
    OinkSellOff
    CashForFlabAssets
    OinkFinancing
    FlabulessFinances

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    T.M. wrote: Alek... even Flabbergasted? Did you try all versions? Flubbergasted, flabblegasted, flabblegassed etc, etc...

    Even Flabbergasted. It's one of those lame-o companies that buy random domain names and pump them full of adverts in hopes it will pop up in a Google search.

    Funny derivatives, and each are available, but somehow they aren't as amusing to me.

    Even Flabio.com is taken. Bullcrap.

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    FLABSTINENCE.com

    It's actually available.

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    Alek wrote: FLABSTINENCE.com It's actually available.

    lol...


    that might work, but it doesn't make me think of money...


    makes me think of a community fat bible-thumpers wearing True Love Waits rings...


    this is a mental image I cannot escape from.....arrrrrrgh!

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    Alek wrote: FLABSTINENCE.com It's actually available.

    LOVE IT!

    Although it sounds more like an anti farting site....

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    Julia wrote: lol... that might work, but it doesn't make me think of money... makes me think of a community fat bible-thumpers wearing True Love Waits rings... this is a mental image I cannot escape from.....arrrrrrgh!

    I'm just ripping out words that sound funny with "flab" attached to 'em. Don't mind me.

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    Alek wrote: I'm just ripping out words that sound funny with "flab" attached to 'em. Don't mind me.

    lol I know. I'm just having an imaginative Monday, man. Keep the cogs turning!

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    Julia wrote: lol I know. I'm just having an imaginative Monday, man. Keep the cogs turning!

    Today is a Civic Holiday here so I'm sitting at home wishing I were at work.

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    Did someone say Flabulous already?

    I'm having trouble keeping track.

    Flaboyant

    Flabtastic

    Flabbertunistic

    I'm running out of steam. Need more coffee.

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    Alek wrote: Today is a Civic Holiday here so I'm sitting at home wishing I were at work.

    I'm sitting here, wishing that a magical dog-like luck dragon would take me away to fantasia, so I wouldn't have to eat tuna AGAIN





    and I really want to go fishing, like NAO!

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    T.M. wrote: Did someone say Flabulous already? I'm having trouble keeping track. Flaboyant Flabtastic Flabbertunistic I'm running out of steam. Need more coffee.

    Yeah, Flabulous was mentioned. Claire I think. Flabtacular is taken. Another parked domain.

    Flabtacular.com

    Flabilicous.com

    Flabular.com

    All three are available. FLABULAR sounds funny.

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    Julia wrote: I'm sitting here, wishing that a magical dog-like luck dragon would take me away to fantasia, so I wouldn't have to eat tuna AGAIN and I really want to go fishing, like NAO!

    SAUCE PLZ

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    Alek wrote: SAUCE PLZ

    why you want the sauce?? it not prons.




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    Well, it sure looks like Atreyu is doing something to Falkor.

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    Alek wrote: Well, it sure looks like Atreyu is doing something to Falkor.

    oh tee hee.... oh would you scrrrrratch....behind my right ear


    oh baby

    I

    cant

    quite



    ohhhh



    reach it




    (and that's Atreyu)

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    Julia wrote: oh tee hee.... oh would you scrrrrratch....behind my right ear oh baby I cant quite ohhhh reach it (and that's Atreyu)

    Is it Atreyu? I haven't seen the movie in about 12 years.

    Oh, right. Bastian had shorter hair. My bad.

    KERFLABBLE.com is available, but does it sound too much like a sumo wrestling website?

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    Alek wrote: Is it Atreyu? I haven't seen the movie in about 12 years. Oh, right. Bastian had shorter hair. My bad. KERFLABBLE.com is available, but does it sound too much like a sumo wrestling website?

    it's okay.


    You're still a darling little muffin top...


    (kerflabble makes me think of something donald duck would say)

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    Alek wrote: Is it Atreyu? I haven't seen the movie in about 12 years. Oh, right. Bastian had shorter hair. My bad. KERFLABBLE.com is available, but does it sound too much like a sumo wrestling website?

    Sounds like dog food.

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    T.M. wrote: Sounds like dog food.

    HAH! Donald Duck's Dog Food Co.

    FLABBET.com?

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    Alek wrote: HAH! Donald Duck's Dog Food Co. FLABBET.com?

    and NOWWWWW PRESENTING THE CUTEST CHUBBIEST CHORUS LINE AROUND!!!





    THE FLABETTES!!!!



    I'm sooooo sorry. it just wont stop. The IMAGES!!!!



    AAAAAGH

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    Flabber bond

    Nah, sounds like denture adhesive

    Flabble Shares

    I'm trying to work Cash Cow in with Flabble and i'm drawing a blank.


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    It's the equivalent of your "Labor Day".

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    me neither

    removethemumu
    simpledimple (away)
    corkthepork
    porkbellyxchange

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    Sabrina wrote: gonzo something


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    Claire wrote: ArseCoinection OinkAssets FlabulousFriends Sellin'OffTheBacon OinkEnergyStocks OinkSellOff CashForFlabAssets OinkFinancing FlabulessFinances

    I still vote for your ArseXchange

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    reasonstobethin
    savedbythebribe
    caloriefinance
    dietopoly (monopoly)
    #cake -
    lb.cake - love pound cake can you say it different?
    angelcake
    goodbythighs
    thighsgoodbuys
    kilogram something
    bottomdollar
    betyourbottomdollar - I like bottoms in the name!
    classier than arse

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    Sabrina wrote: reasonstobethin savedbythebribe caloriefinance dietopoly (monopoly) #cake - lb.cake - love pound cake can you say it different? angelcake goodbythighs thighsgoodbuys kilogram something bottomdollar betyourbottomdollar - I like bottoms in the name! classier than arse

    goodbyethighs?

    goodbuythighs?

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    Maggie wrote: goodbyethighs? goodbuythighs?

    i looove think tanks!

    bottomsup
    betyourbuttocks

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    betyourbottom.com sounds good...


    and iiiiiiiiiiiiiiis


    TAKEN??? WTF

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    sellyoulite.com iiiiiiis


    not taken

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    Julia wrote: betyourbottom.com sounds good... and iiiiiiiiiiiiiiis TAKEN??? WTF

    I don't think betyourbottomdollar is, but may be too long
    glazedDOUGHnuts

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    Sabrina wrote: i looove think tanks! bottomsup betyourbuttocks

    both of those sound soooo kinky.

    and completely crack me up.

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    betyourass


    oh boy....a piggy bank think tank! lalalalalalala!

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    bottom bargain?

    piggy swap?


    the pudge peddler


    the liponator

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    Maggie wrote: both of those sound soooo kinky. and completely crack me up.

    We need to watch too kinky though. I nixed some of my more creative ideas for that reason. Didn't want to come up with all the porn sites and have guys wanting to buy our flab to enhance their assets.

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    FlabulousSellOff
    BribeMeFlabuless!
    DivineDerriere$
    DerriereDollars

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    dietgame
    bottomgame
    piggypay
    playpiggie
    piggiesbank
    yourbottomdollar


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    Sabrina wrote: dietgame bottomgame piggypay playpiggie piggiesbank yourbottomdollar

    DAMN! SLRN, I had no IDEA you were this creative!

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    Claire wrote: We need to watch too kinky though. I nixed some of my more creative ideas for that reason. Didn't want to come up with all the porn sites and have guys wanting to buy our flab to enhance their assets.

    lol....




    buying flabbb!!!!


    ha!


    I love you!


    you brighten up my day....


    reminds me of fight club where they were stealing fat from a lipo clinic, and making soap out of it...


    then selling it back to the rich ladies that got lipo

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    Maggie wrote: DAMN! SLRN, I had no IDEA you were this creative!

    I don't know where it is coming from, walk away from the computer and ZAP another thought in my wee head....

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    The Fat Collective, JiggleJackpot, Club GutChing, The Trim Treasurey.

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    Flabulous (or FlabYouLess, or FlabULess, or some variation)
    Run for Your Money
    Cash In Your Chips
    Hard(body) Cash
    Money to Burn (Fat)
    Your Weight In Gold
    Worth Your Weight
    Dollars for Pounds
    Donuts to Dollars
    Bottom/Dollar (or Bet Your Bottom/Dollar)

    ...still marinating in the creative juices... I'll be back.

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    Diet Riot
    Weight Bait
    Bargaining Chips
    Hard Body/Bargain
    Thighs on the Prize
    Size on the Prize
    Feed the Greed
    Bet Your Ass
    Bet Your Butt

    ....there may be more coming... It's on the backburner.

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    moo-moo-moolah

    weatheringthighs (get it? Wuthering Heights?)

    and my new fave: fatzilla.com

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    I know I'm late (haven't been on-line for a couple of days due to vacay) and the winners have already been chosen, but this just came to mind:

    Alex's Flabble is genius, but it's taken, so to add something to it, I love coining new terms, and I don't think this one is taken:

    bribe+diet = briet

    So something like FlabbleBriet.com?

    OR:

    BrietBuddy/ BrietBuddies

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    WoesAdipose.com
    LeanMachine.com
    DecreaseObese.com
    WeightLossR us.com
    FatFork.com
    PorkButLoss.com
    PorkBut.com
    FitNotFat.com
    FlubberAway.com
    FatAway.com
    FatBgone.com
    TheBadBulge.com
    FateWeight.com
    SafeWeight.com
    MassBgone.com
    MoneyWeight.com
    FatMoneyBelt.com
    FitFatDollar.com
    FatDollar.com
    That is all I have for now, Will think of more . NB: used upper and lower case to make it easier to distinguish.

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    flabuloss
    fabuloss
    flabyoulose
    barebribe
    friendfix
    bribetobe
    bodybribe
    bodstobribe
    theguiltgift
    gluttongift
    bodytobe
    saddlebagsin
    bribablebelly
    bribablebods








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    Money in the Bank, Junk in the Tank

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    Hahaha. I'm feeling the love <3

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    Fine-nances

    Get? Like finances? But like "hey girl you lookin fine."

    I really need to stop...

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    Food Or Though (like food for thought)

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    SaddlebagsofCash
    the Good, the Fat, and the Money

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    Pay it Fatward -- PayitFatward.com (available)
    Pay it Foodward -- Payitfoodward.com (available)
    Food Bankz -- FoodBankz.com (available)
    Big Buckz -- BigBuckz.net (available)
    Loosing for Dollars -- loosingfordollars.com (available)
    Pounder Bux -- pounderbux.com (available)
    Big Pounder Bux -- bigpounderbux.com (available)
    Monee Hungree -- moneehungree.com (available)
    Bribe Works -- bribeworks.com (available)
    Pay Me to Loose -- paymetoloose.com (available)

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    Chunkometer.com
    DustMyFlab.com
    ThePerfectBody.com

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    less bum more buck
    flab five
    great weight debate
    great weight negate
    honey or money
    ab flab(like ab fab?!)
    dollar per pound
    green for groan
    pound or dollar
    load off
    the spare tire wire

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    oh, though of another...

    F.A.T.T.
    (Fatt.com)
    Friends against thick thighs

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    man you'd get railed with that one though, probably not!!

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    I love "TheFatDeposit" outstanding right to the point! : )

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    SkinnyMoneyHunny.com

    Short, insanely catchy, and it covers all three: weight loss, finances, and friendship. My five-year-old likes it, so that goes for something (though she's probably all about the faux-rhyming thing that makes it fun to say).

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    E. Jean, is it too late to throw a couple of names in the ring?

    How about:

    ThePudgeReport

    DietingForDollars



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    Surprised no one said FatBribe. Too simple?



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    How about:

    www.youbetyoursweetass.com

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    E. Jean,

    I LOVE DearFlabby & TheFatDeposit.

    Here's one for you, I think it rocks (and it's available!) - BetYourBottom.org or .net


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    Oh ho ho...here's another one AVAILABLE!

    ThePiggy-Bank.com

    That just might be a two hundred dollar gift card.

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    PorkBarrel

    Rolling in the Dough

    C-notes for Cellulite

    TrumpYourFrump

    Spousing Bubble (I have no idea, just funny)

    and the simple, to the point: "Stop eating and I'll throw you some cash."

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    Okay,
    All the submitted names are killing me! There are some gems. I can hardly type. How about some more:
    FatRewards
    TheFeedbag
    PudgeLoot
    TheFatPayoff
    SweetSaddlebags
    BellyBribes
    PigLure
    PigInAPerk
    PortlyPerks
    FatFix
    TheHeftyTempter
    RolyPolyRewards

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    Some great names indeed! And more...

    ChunkForChange.com
    ChunkForCharity.com
    BeefyBucks.net

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    Forgive me if I repeat:
    Phat and Phabulous
    Secrets and Thighs
    Zaftig Zillions
    House O' Fatties
    Girth of a Nation

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    L
    Julia wrote:

    Did you know there's such a thing as 'Gonzo Porn' and it's hugely popular? Yeah, I found that out after an innocent search gone wrong...so very wrong.

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    I just heard about that yesterday! Uh, yeah, me too...just an innocent search gone wrong.

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    ChunkChange
    PhatSwap

    Uugh, gotta go ... I'll keep thinking!

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    Lose to Save
    Dough Go
    Shrink'n'Grow
    Calor-riches
    Shrinking for Dollars
    Health for Wealth

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    Fat Cash
    Worth Your Weight
    Profit Margins
    Meal Ticket

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    I am oh so late so forgive if I repeat...

    Phat4cash
    Flab4ducketts
    Pounds2cash
    trim your arse phatten your wallet
    pimp yur phat or pimp your phat
    trim arse ducketts
    swap your buckets for ducketts
    bank your cheese
    pack or sack your dough
    pander your cheese
    meat pander


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    amplechange
    voluptuouscoin
    Phatchance
    phatchange
    bootybribe (did we see this one already?)
    buxombribe (")
    bigbootystockexchange

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    amplerewards
    phatmoolah
    amplecash

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    L
    Pounds to Profit

    Friends don't let friends stay fat

    Flab to Riches

    Slim and the gang

    Note to self: work out.


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    Calorie Cash - the more you burn, the more you earn!

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    buybyeblubber

    buybyethepound

    portlyfolio

    thestockymarket

    asscash

    tipsfortubby

    waistedopportunity

    thebaremarket


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    OMG this looks like fun. I don't care if E. Jean still needs domain names or not, I'm still going to suggest some.

    PocketFat

    BlubberBriber

    moreDOUGHforlessDOUGH
    moreDOUGHforless

    Fat Pocket

    Fat Wallet<~~~~This is it.

    This will occupy my mind forever. Thank you.

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    Just Lose It

    Bod Bucks

    Thin Incentive


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    Fun venture! I've got:

    WinSomeLoseBum

    De-Whaled

    TrumpDaRump

    Pa$$-the-Luck

    Will 'em ShakesRear


    Irene

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    Hi E.Jean...

    Which name won?

    Inquiring cyber minds wanna know. :o)

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    AssVault? This one sounds like a really bad porno about bankers.

    My input: ChunkyChange

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    Oh and- I'm chunky. I'm not offended by any of the names-I've been called one of them at some point in life. I'm not happy being a chunk, but it's me who has to lose. Now- if someone were to dangle a Prada handbag, sunglasses and $500 in front of me, I'd stop drinking Coke.

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    Rump-o-rama

    I'm 4 teenagers and an ex-abusive husband fat and I just don't think money would do it for me. I know my job hunt would go better if I was more of a thin, saucy fashionista, and that's a constant reward, every pay day.

    I think it would have to be more like the fear of being naked in front of the world. I'm thinking The Biggest Loser meets Fear Factor... so maybe consequences should be added to the mix.

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    Did anyone come up with these...

    Paper Thin
    Lean Green Machine
    Fat Cats
    Healthy & Wealthy
    Pounds for Pounds (that's for the UK version)
    Thin To Win

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    More Money Less Honey
    FAT!SO?

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    The Skinny On Green and Peeps

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    corpulentcash.com
    chunkofchange

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    chunkychange
    queensizecash
    elephantinerewards
    rotundrewards

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    ShowMeTheTummy

    SurThighVor

    MuffinTopChop

    SagOrSwag

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    Sounds like this is already done with? But :

    silverspoonful

    friendlyfork

    putdownthefork

    buy-ulite

    thunderbuys

    slimshady

    the pancake stakes






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    Hi all,
    New and probably too late to 'weigh' in, but here goes...
    Bonnie's JiggleJackpot is to giggle; Rose, you got sumpin' with Sag or Swag, and Charlie, portlyfolio is super!
    My thinkbot produced these:
    Weigh to Cashout
    SlushieFund
    Weight2Rebate
    size2prize
    smirks2perks
    booty2boodle
    rolledtogold
    Time is Munchy

    I'll keep thinking ....
    thanks, all-
    TJ

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    CashForFlab
    FatBusted
    $$$PerPound

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    how about a-weigh or weight-a-way

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    Dear E. Jean,

    Are you planning to ix-nae the parts about friends in the title? Is losing weight the most important part of the site?

    Maybe something all inclusive that can apply to all three of the things you mention and draw in more people than those simply looking to lose weight? Here are some of both types for your consideration.

    RichFatFriends or FatRichFriends
    ButtChange
    ButtChunk
    UseItAndLoseIt or UseItOrLoseIt
    GetTheSkinny or TheSkinny
    FatChance
    HighOnTheHog
    ChattyFatty2x4
    ChunkOMoney
    FriendshipChangeAndEverything
    HunkOLove
    MoneyHoneyAndSpice
    TheZippers or ZIPPERS

    Cheers!
    Shelly

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    What about....

    FATASSCASHBASH?

    ;)
    Jennifer

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    Methinks Ms E.Jean is a genius. Tee Hee!

    Wish I had more time to spend on this site!

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    I might be a little late but what the hell

    bosombottoms

    cashyourchips

    HighOffTheHog

    wageyourweight

    rollyourdough




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    BribePal$2LosePound$.com

    BribeAPal2LosePound$.com

    BribePal$ToLosePound$.com

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    Well, just BALLS!

    How comes I didn't happen upon THIS thread a mite sooner? What FUN you peeps have been having - and such a torrent of creativity that's been uncorked! Hats off and big ups to ALL.

    Tossing a few at ya, some fresh, some just tweaks on previous pitches... Apologies if some overlap. Ready? Go:

    MoneyBags4SaddleBags
    LoseThePiggyKeepTheBank
    NoPiggyAllBank
    AllCashNoCow
    BlubbaPaLoseA
    Cash4Corpulence
    CurbYourCorpulence4Cash
    Love2BuyYourChub
    Love2BuyYourBlub
    LetMeBuyYourBlubbage
    Paid2Lose
    MoneyLovinChubScrubbers
    LoseFatEarnCash
    ChunkChange
    ProfitablePoundage
    PennyForYourPudge
    FatThighsGoodBuys
    TheRichAndTheFatless
    BadonkaBank
    AbsolutelyFlabULess
    Cash4Flabble
    LessAssMoreCash
    AllTheCashHalfTheAss


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    cindy wrote: Well, just BALLS! How comes I didn't happen upon THIS thread a mite sooner? What FUN you peeps have been having - and such a torrent of creativity that's been uncorked! Hats off and big ups to ALL. Tossing a few at ya, some fresh, some just tweaks on previous pitches... Apologies if some overlap. Ready? Go: MoneyBags4SaddleBags LoseThePiggyKeepTheBank NoPiggyAllBank AllCashNoCow BlubbaPaLoseA Cash4Corpulence CurbYourCorpulence4Cash Love2BuyYourChub Love2BuyYourBlub LetMeBuyYourBlubbage Paid2Lose MoneyLovinChubScrubbers LoseFatEarnCash ChunkChange ProfitablePoundage PennyForYourPudge FatThighsGoodBuys TheRichAndTheFatless BadonkaBank AbsolutelyFlabULess Cash4Flabble LessAssMoreCash AllTheCashHalfTheAss

    cash4life

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    I'm Fat, Pay Me

    Buttbucks

    Blubberbucks

    FatAssCash


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    Talisha wrote: Moneyhungryhippos (sounds a little mean though) Changemyweigh(t)

    Talisha, MoneyHungryHippos is HILARIOUS!

    It sums up the concept AND exploits 80's nostalgia.

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    CashforCalories,
    401Kalories,
    GiftsforGluttons,
    BribesforBingers,
    MarchYourFatAssForDimes,
    LoseitforLove,
    BFF- BestFriendsforFat, or Flubber,
    PoundsforPals,
    Stopblockin'mySun, Hun,

    ok, still thinking...

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    Dough 4 pudgy

    fastcash4lardass


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    Weight4theMoney.com

    GetLean4theGreen.com

    DietHard-WinBig.com

    DollarsNotDonuts.com

    LoseLargeWinBig.com

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    Hey E!

    Glad to have something to brainstorm about on my commute to work! Here we go:

    WalletWeight

    TheRichestLoser

    $kinnyBribe$

    LessButt4YourBuck

    Pay-a-Plumpy

    FatChange

    AND my personal favorite: BribeBigBuddies

    :)

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    Jessica wrote: CashforCalories, 401Kalories, GiftsforGluttons, BribesforBingers, MarchYourFatAssForDimes, LoseitforLove, BFF- BestFriendsforFat, or Flubber, PoundsforPals, Stopblockin'mySun, Hun, ok, still thinking...

    .

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    Now you have to let all of us know who won!

    My god this was fun!

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    Cash For Your Junk

    The Bustarella Diet, Bustarella Body Bot, Bustarella Butt...I'm moving on...

    Booty Bank

    Booty Change

    Ching-a-ling-ling

    B.Franklin Meet B.Booty

    Bite the Buck in the Butt

    The Cash Fast.

    Mo' Money Mo' Fit

    Treasure Your Rear

    Pawn that Bun

    The Dosh Diet

    Health Equities

    Asset for Asset

    The Green Slim Down

    Dough for Dough

    Dough Cranker

    Pushin for No Cushin

    Cash Cow








    Some don't make sense but this was entertaining!






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    Weight loss you can bank on.
    Penny for your thighs
    Money Munch
    Flesh for sale
    and just in time for the holidays....
    Holly jolly jiggle

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    Yvette wrote: SELL-u-LITE (2)

    Funny!

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    A
    Phatvirgins
    fatvirgins


    'See them take it off for the first time"

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    What did you finally choose E. Jean?

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    100% Dear Flabby.
    Unless there's some sort of copyright infringement there...

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    I've been mulling this one over, debating whether to put it out there...

    In the South, there's a saying for bribing someone... it's called "greasing".... So, with that... "GreasingThePig".

    Now, how many people did I offend??

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    Ahh, another... poundsforpounds.com (no, I'm not in England but...it's catchy!)

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    FatAssets. That's the best.

    I also liked ChunkChange, I think that was Sweta's.

    :)

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    A wrote: Phatvirgins fatvirgins 'See them take it off for the first time"

    hahahahahahah!!

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    We could call it "The Six Axe Handle Wide Butt Fat Wagon" because afterall, we're all in this together... keeps bailing boys and girls..put down that drumstick this instant!!!!

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    or ..here's a thought..lock yourself into a padded cell with a black and white tv and a transistor radio

    and have some someone slide a salad under the door once or twice a day...

    I am sorry , but this is in your best interest..

    .now you .
    .go to your room .

    ..and take your celery sticks with you...

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    I would like to add:
    ForkOverYourFat
    BFF - (a twist on Best Friends Forever - Bucks for Fat)
    WinTheSkinny
    JackPotBelly (!!!)
    BudBucks4Blub
    GetGaunt4Gold
    Pounds4PudgyPals
    Bucks4BigBuds (or Butts)
    BigBucks4BlubberyBuds
    YouLoseYouShmooze (um...)
    TheDietDealer
    ChubChange (XChange)
    BillsOverYourHammy (Denny's shout-out)
    TheFriendlyFatAuction

    Ok Ok...
    My faves from the group thus far that may or may not be taken:
    DearFlabby (Superb!!!! although does not make me think $$)
    FatAssetts
    ChunkChange
    Poundcake
    Flabulous
    Flabble
    youbetyoursweetass
    worthyourweight
    PlumpPersuasion
    hamhock
    Cash4Cush (i think they said cashforcush)
    BetYourButtocks
    ThePudgePeddler
    PoundsforProfit (i'd go with 4 again here)
    PawnYerPudge
    PoundforPound (again, maybe 4, it's more clear to the eye)
    MoneyMunch
    SaddlebagsForCash (4)
    BlubberBucks
    TheHeftyTempter
    TrumpDaRump
    Shrink'n'Grow
    FatAssCashBash

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    also.....oh, it could go on and on and on.....

    FatPockets



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    FriendsDoughFoYoCookieDough

    ........ ok i'm done...............or am i......mwa ha ha.................

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    thanks! it's available.......... oh yeah you had fat pocket too! fatpocket is reserved and fatpockets is some porn site...
    hard to get friends AND fat AND bribe AND money all together in a nifty little package...............

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    okay, I have 2:

    pennies4pounds

    blubberlover

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    If I'm not mistaken, the site was just launched as Flaab.com.

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    i also like cake walk. that was L's.

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    Ahem...

    Madame E Jean,

    What about BaitWeight

    or

    Payoff Pounds

    or

    Cash for Mass

    I'll keep working on it...

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    The Thin Mint

    Pound of Flesh Imporium

    Your Weight in Gold

    Big Fat Payoff



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    bigfatcheck

    fatcheck

    cheekcheck

    fatcheekcheck

    check4fatcheeks

    dare ya to say, "checkfatcheeks" three time fast!


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    bellychange
    hipcheque
    weightlesschange

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    Glutonessguys
    Fattydudes
    Fatdudesfatwallets
    Tankassmillionaries
    Saddlebagbuckaroos



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    sorry hun but those names suck, mmm
    you have to make them think in a healty way to make them lose weight, like "i know that im so sexy in big size but pocket its the future", how about...
    minisizeme.com
    shapemeup!.com
    mmm now that i think about it these kinda suk too

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    Blubberbuddies, Chubbychums, PudgePals

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    I like Ask Flabby and The Pudge. You could do like Perez Hilton does and have one website that links to his other sites.

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