Ask E. Jean - Tormented? Driven Wittess? Whipsawed by confusion?


E. Jean
123 pounds
(127 pounds after lunch)
Dogs: 1
Cats: 1
Caffeine: 180 milligrams per day.
Wine: yes.
Age: 39,566,049 minutes
Number of Ask E. Jean letters received each
month via Email: 200
Number of Ask E. Jean questions posted
on 29,108
Monthly electric bill: $93
Carbon Footprint: Dainty as Jane Austen's
dancing slipper.
Aches: Lower back
Pains: Neck
Agonies: No, no, no---never agonies
Home: A cabin on an island
Square feet of cabin: 660
Number of companies E. Jean has founded or co-founded: 7 (two in college).
Number of companies E. Jean is
currently President of: 1.Tawkify.
(The great Kenneth Shaw is CEO)
Childhood Home:
1888 old schoolhouse (now listed
on the National Register of
Historic Places)
in the sticks of Northern Indiana
Number of years the Ask E. Jean column has
run in Elle Magazine,
the world's largest (and coolest)
fashion magazine: 26
Number of years the Ask E. Jean TV show
ran live: 2
Magazines which named E. Jean a
contributing editor: 4
(Esquire, Outside, Playboy, Elle).
Chance E. Jean would be named "best" anything:
1 in 13,000,000,000,000.
Times E. Jean actually was named Best True
Crime Writer in America: 1
Crowns: 4
Emmy Nominations:
1 for writing on Saturday Night Live
Ex-husbands: 2
Number of "Firsts" on Planet Earth:
1(first woman to walk from
Telefomin, in the Star Mountains
of Papua New Guinea,
to the border of Irian Jaya)
Currently-held world record:
First woman to come
up with a workable plan for getting
rid of the male sex.



Artist: James Gustavson



Music:  Elizabeth Anderson




Design: Shamsi Brinn
Start-up Coding: Chantelle Farmer